You better punch out the no-record tabs on your Beavis-n-Butt-head videotapes now, because the show will never be the same after what I just heard on the news tonight. I'm sorry, but saying "FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!" is the main reason for Beavis' animated existence. That's his most famous line, everybody knows that. After only a year-and-a-half or so, and the ultra-conservative parents who don't want to think for a minute that the show is all in good jest and that they can trust their kids won't do things B and B do as long as they don't encourage it themselves (like leaving matches lying around to a 5 year-old in a trailer! Geez!) are exerting their force and MTV is wimping out on us, very uncharacteristically so I would think. Don't MTV execs realize that prohibiting references to fire is the first step in what will eventually be the quick end to Beavis and Butt-head? I hope I'm wrong about this - but I don't think I am. I'm willing to bet that Beavis-and-Butthead will not make it into another season. And the rest of this season looks bleak folks. I know I'm gonna have a nightmare tonight. Remember that Simpsons episode when Marge led a crusade against cartoon violence and the result was itchy and scratchy serving tea to each other and then hearts filled the screen? AAUGH! Well, it's gonna be Beavis and Butt-head, in my dreams, saying something like this:
BH: Hey Beavis, these guys are from that country - where their voices have those cool accents. Beav: Yeah, huh, huh. Their voices are like. um, um, heh, heh, sophisticated. BH: Yeah, being sophisticated is cool.
Or this ...
Beavis: Hey Butt-head. Where is Seattle? BH: Uh, huh, huh, it's this place where all that music *stinks*. It's like, uh, too loud. Beavis: Yeah, um, um, too loud for my ears. BH: Yeah. (Changes channel to an orchestra playing Beethoven). Whoa! Yes! Beethoven's ninth symphony. Huh, huh. Now this is cool. Beavis: Um. heh, heh. Yeah. They should play this stuff all the time...
AAAAAAUGH!!!!!!