Some guy e-mailed me from Australia and asked about the Beavis and Butt-Head books. Well the ISBN for "This Book Sucks" is 0-671-89034-4 and the ISBN for "Ensucklopedia" is 0-671-52149-7. Oh if you've seen that picture on the back of "This book sucks" well I want it tattooed on my butt and the figures on "Ensucklopedia" I want to shave my head and have them tattooed on. With the new book it talks a lot about Beavis masturbating a lot. Aslo under Mmuh,huh huh huh huh there is a long list of ways to say masturbating. So here's the list and stuff. 1. Adjusting your set 2. Batting practice 3. Being your own best friend 4. Changing your oil 5. Cooking some sheet meat 6. Dishonorable discharge 7. Doing some rapid one-arm pull-ups 8. Emptying the payload 9. Fathering some pleasure 10. Firing your squirt gun 11. Fist-kebabing 12. Freeing the willies 13. Getting your palm red 14. Going back to nature 15. Gunning the motor 16. Hitting the batsman 17. Homecoming 18. Honing the bone 19. Ironing some wrinkles 20. Junior Olympic pole vaulting 21. Knuckling your knob 22. Launching the hand shuttle 23. Lectrifying the cattle prod 24. Letting some air out of your tire 25. Manning the cockpit 26. masshing the monster 27. Measuring for condoms 28. Milking your banana 29. Peeling the carrot 30. Playing hand hockey 31. Playing the pipe organ 32. Pud wrestling 33. Punching your way into heaven 34. Roasting your weiner 35. Rolling you jam joint 36. Roughing up the suspect 37. Self-Whittling 38. Sending out the troops 39. Shaking the thermometer 40. Shifting gears 41. Shooting some seeds 42. Snake charming 43. Soloing 44. Spear fishing 45. Speed kneading 46. Spreading the mayo 47. Squeezing out the toothpaste 48. Staff meeting 49. Taking a shake break 50 Taming your snake 51. Threading the needle 52. Throttle the bottle 53. Tossing the javelin 54. Tugging your tapioca tube 55. Tuning the antenna 56. Virtual sex 57. Visiting Mr. O. 58. Walking the log 59. Wedding rehearsal 60. Whitewater Wristing
Uh yeah and stuff. So pick up (huh huh) the "Ensucklopedia" today in fact leave NOW! [email]