Is there a bad smell in here, or is it just me?

Ok, I think it's about time to raise the level of discourse in this newsgrope by talking about interesting stuff from the world of nature.

Has anyone heard of the rare plant native to Bungholiostan called the "corpse flower"? It's called that because it only flowers once every eleventeen years, and when it blooms the flower weighs as much as Raymond Burr and it smells like rotting flesh! Read more here:

http://florawww.eeb.uconn.edu/acc_num/199500115.html

Why am I bringing this up? Anyone?

Well, I live in Connecticut, and the UConn greenhouse has a corpse flower that is getting ready to bloom any day now!! It's already starting to smell horrible, but it will be way worse when it actually opens. I'm watching the website every day religiously, and as soon as it's time I'm going to head down there to check it out for myself.

A flower that smells like dead people... should be pretty cool. I've heard that people sometimes pass out from the stench. Plus, it looks like a huge schlong. The scientific name is uh, titanium phallus, or something. How cool is that??

CyberButt

huh this sounds like school but you still like chicks right? - interrrestinng - I think everyone here should post something edumacational because KingTurd didn't like pay attention at school (except in mrs cropopples class where he pitched a tent).

"CyberButt" wrote in message news:[email]...

OK...cool! Here's my entry! It's a moose turd dropping contest held in Talkeetna, Alaska each year. meheheheh

They drop moose turds from a helicopter onto a target and ppl guess which turd will come closest to the bullseye. hahahaha oh those wacky Alaskan ppls.

Some ppl win money...others win a moose turd. How cool is *that*?

http://www.edrington.com/brennan.htm

  :-D

On Mon, 05 Jul 2004 17:23:10 GMT, "DIABOLIC" <d i a b o l i c @ u s a . c o m> wrote:

Oh yeah... well, I popped a boner every day too, that year I sat behind Jeni in biology class.

CB

"> Oh yeah... well, I popped a boner every day too, that year I sat

I pretty much popped boners behind any chick I sat near. Oh, the boner stories I could tell....

"King Turd" schreef in bericht news:KUiJc.202$[email]

Errm. Don't. Like, tell us the boob stories instead.

"DIABOLIC" <d i a b o l i c @ u s a . c o m> wrote in message news:...

Here's a site with some facts about pOOp. One of the facts explains why it stinks to keep up with the whole "bad smells" topic.

"DIABOLIC" <d i a b o l i c @ u s a . c o m> wrote in message news:...

Here's a site with some facts about pOOp. One of the facts explains why it stinks to keep up with the whole "bad smells" topic.

Woah, its my goddess, Whamee. Your hot, even when youre talking about P0Op. Climb in your tank and head over my way. I have a cold bottle of MD 20/20 and a nacho supreme, by candlelight, waiting. And some gasoline and M-80's. And a big...mhehehehe....heheh.....mhehehe..... What more could you want, baby?!

A few questions. Firstly is there a chance that Raymond Burr might have smelt like a ton of rotting flesh? He never looked like he was in great shape. Given his disability it is quite possible he had a titanium phallus too. Dr Plunger, my urologist told me that if I needed a replacement phallus it would probably have to be made of bent coathangers and paper mache because of cutbacks in the NHS (medicare for all you fat cheese eating americans). I expect Raymond Burr could afford a titanium wiener. Probably with leather trim and a Blauplukt stereo system.

Maybe they might have just planted Raymond Burr? I thought that anything coming out of Bungholiostan was shackled, put in an orange boiler suit and sent to Cuba. The 1000W lightbulbs (to help them sleep) and the halal food would probably explain the smell.

Education sucks. Always more questions than answers...

TYDT