My idea for a new cartoon series

Nov 25, 19977 posts by 6 posters
7 posts
ericperlin

Now that B&B are finally coming to a close, I think it would be cool if something as good or even better could replace them.

I have a great idea for a new series. How about two characters just as malicious as Beavis and Butt-head, but a little younger. Like maybe just 9 or 10 years old or so. Like B&B, there should be one black-haired kid and one blonde-haired kid. Except they should talk with German accents. That would make them funnier.

Since they're talking with German accents, how about giving them funny German names. Something like Hans and Fritz Katzenjammer. Yeah, that's it.

Anyhow, Hans and Fritz could be brothers, and live in a house with an overweight mother, and a captain. They could pull all kinds of mean pranks on the captain. The possibilities for such a series are endless; it could run for DECADES!

Maybe instead of a TV cartoon, it should be mainly a newspaper comic strip! That would be so cool! A comic strip called "The Katzenjammer Kids"! Every day we could look in our newspapers comics section, and laugh like hell at Hans and Fritz's antics.

This idea of mine is so new and different, I don't think anything resembling it has ever been done before!

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D.G. Porter↩ ericperlin

ericperlin@SPAMSUCKS!!!pb.net wrote:

Silly boy! MAD Magazine did it in the '50s, but the kids' names were Hans and Feetz Katzenhammer. Und ven dey grew up dey vere some mean ganster-types in trench coats.

D.G. Porter↩ D.G. Porter

I had to follow this up with another tidbit---

[Sung to "O Tannenbaum"] O Kapitan, O Kapitan, dis fiendish trick is great! You step on der banana peel, und slip into der gate. Der gate den sving, und yank der string, Vhile Fritz und me is rolling. Der string ignites der dynamite, und everything's exploding!

[B&B would end there, but "morality play ending" happens in panel 4:] Now ve run, run, run! Herr Kapitan is all red! Vhich means dot vhen he catches us, ve gets shots in der head!

Chris Sobieniak↩ D.G. Porter

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So, The Katzemjammer Keeds, eh.. Vell, two can play the same game.

How about a show that takes place in a small hillbilly town called Dogaptch. It's about this muscle-bound dude name Abner, yeah that's it. And he's always being chased by the women of Dogpatch during Sadie Hawkin's Day. But Dasie Mae has hots for him most of all. But this other dude (i forgot his name) tries to butt in when not wanted. Perhaps Abner's stength comes from a secret concotion made from his Ma. I can imagine the possibilities for this show.

Ohh, and just because being a little bossy dosen't mean not getting anything at all!!

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Gary M.↩ ericperlin

ericperlin@SPAMSUCKS!!!pb.net wrote:

Damn dude, you must be like even older than me or something!

	Gary M.   :^)