On Mon, 17 Apr 2000 22:20:06 GMT, buttplugnumber1@butt wrote:
YOU SUCK
Diets are for like, fat chicks.
Is this some kind of sex guide?
Cars haven't had chokes since like the 1980s!!!
Says you.
Revving makes cool noises, who gives a crap about oil pressure?!?!
What did I just tell you about carburetors!?!?!?!
HELL-OH!!! Carburetors were extinct in the 1980s!!!
Anyone who doesn't know that just SUCKS!!!
Did you ever hear of physics?? Liquids don't compress!!!
Don't they teach you kids ANYTHING these days???
Finally, something sensible! Go with whatever "feels good"!
*If* nozzle is automatic!?!?!? ***IF***????????
Where do you live anyway, Czechoslovakia??
ALERT THE PRESIDENT!!!! CALL YOUR CONGRESSMAN!!!
Sign petitions to reduce national speed limit to 40 MPH!!!
Violators will be FLOGGED!!!DO you live in a cave, or a plastic bubble???
They RAISED all the limits back, like ten years ago!!!!
IT SOUNDS COOL, who gives a crap about the damn planet!!
Beavis H. Christ!!! Do you want us to shift - or - NOT !?!?!
The driver in front of me better pull over, this is the USA,
need I say more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeh! Like those big ass trucks go 120MPH down every hill so
they can make it up the other side. Hehe "make it"! Why is "mechanical drag" in quotes??? Is it just
some theoretical thing you heard about?Or do you just like wearing womens panties???
WHAT??? Buddy, if it wasn't for dirt and gravel, there wouldn't even BE any roads!!!
OH THAT'S GREAT. Save gas --- by avoiding corners!!!!
And if there's like a barn or something in the way, just PLOW STRAIGHT ON THROUGH, like them gas-savin' Duke Boys!
That is some fantasy world you live in.
I thought you said we wouldn't have to wait at lights!?!?! What is this, bait and switch gas tips!?!?!?!?
Uh, butt then you have to use reverse to park, dumbass!!
Just take the damn filter out, you get 50 free horsepower! And it sounds cool! Remove all mufflers and catalytic converters, too, they waste gas and cause "mechanical drag".
Uh, you kind of NOTICE a "bent axle" at ANY speed!!!
Tell that to the 566573523636745876321241507940683729753 05383572476295797 baby ploppers in 5MPG SUVs.
OH GOD!!! When was this written, 1932???
For crying out loud, they haven't made non-radial
tires since, like when Donny's Dad was living in Havana.HEY EVERYBODY!!! REMOVE YOUR VINYL TOPS!!!
How about some chicks remove their bikini tops (.)(.)
You wanker, you just told us to keep the windows CLOSED!!!
Now you want people to DIE from no air conditioning!!!
How much does that tin foil hat weigh???
And what the hell kind of pantywaist word is "incline"??? Can't you just say "hill" like a Good American!?!
NO! NO! I want all the nubile secretarys to like,
sit on my lap and stuff!! (.)(.)Uh, Melvin, like, I lived in Alaska, and NO car ever has ONE HUNDRED POUNDS OF ICICLES on it!?!?!?
How about extra nips??? (.)(.)
Not in any car made in the last 20 years, buttmunch!!
WTF??? Avoid additives, but --- *USE* additives!?!?!
YOU SAID TO AVOID ADDITIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. Remove 4 spark plugs.
2. Pour concrete mix into cylinders.
3. Crank starter to squeeze out excess concrete.
4. Replace 4 plugs, but NOT wires.
5. Start enjoying your NEW ECONOMY CAR!!!No thanks, butt-plug.
(Did anyone read this far? Hehehe! Hi, Johnny!!!)
DENNIS EVAHUOY :-)