BnB quotes...

I'd say these are like my favourites, or something:

Butthead : Beavis, do you care about anyone but yourself?
Beavis   : Eh... No.
Butthead : If I kicked your ass, would you care about me then?
Beavis   : No, I'd care about my ass!

Beavis   : I would be cool if there were like pipes with crap in it...
Butthead : There are! How do you think the crap gets out of your house?
Beavis   : It doesn't! It's in little jars in my basement!

Butthead : Isn't there like a word for when something happens, and you don't
           expect it.
Stuart   : Ironic!
Butthead : No buttmunch, it's an english word.
Beavis   : Ehh... Cool!
Butthead : Yea! That was cool!!

Anyone, like, agree or something?

[email] (Anders Englund) writes:

The latter one is one of my favorites too. But it goes more like this (this is also not exact quote):

[the expensive Chinese disk or something, having survived fires and explosions and stuff, finally breaks when nothing happens to it]

BH:     Isn't there like a word for when something happens, and you don't
          expect it?
Stuart (with sad face):
       You mean ... ironic?
BH (turning angrily to Stuart):
        No, peckerbutt, it's an English word!!
B (standing somewhere in background):
        Eeerrmm... cool?
BH (remembering)
        Yeah, that's it! It was coool!! Huh huh

uh, or something like that.