Hello,
I'd like to hear the top 5 beavis-n-butthead Video Rips.
Heres mine:
In article [email] writes:
You forgot a couple of the worst.
1. Journey
2. (tie) Milli Vanilli and Vanilla Ice
(the only videos to leave them speechless)
4. Kix
(You can't polish a turd)
5. (tie) Accept and Grim ReaperHonorable mention: The video that sucks 'eleventeen' ways, Samantha Fox, and anything with words in it.
-Ult
Beavis: Maybe those are vinyl jackets... Butt-head: no, they're leather...You can't polish a turd, Beavis....
Look, it's Krokus coming to kick their ASS!!!
Butt-head: She just had sex!?!? Why didn't they show THAT?!??
Personally, I like Beavis' comment about the "50 Foot Queenie" video:
Beavis: Hey, Butt-head, it's Malerie
That PJ Harvey singer DOES look like Malerie from Family Ties!
It's not really a rip, but it's funny.
--elana
No, she doesn't.
You are just a moron.
C'mon, Joe. She kinda does. No need to start calling people names other than choad, turd-wipe, butt-munch or dill-hole. Can't we all just get along?
-Ult
1) "Balls to the Wall" -- "Wait a minute... what is this... THIS SUCKS!" "Normally a video with "balls" in it would be cool but this one somehow falls flat" 2) Vanilla Ice -- !!!!!!!! 3) Samantha fox -- "She's one of those grubby girls" "Sex is something I just had..." "Well she didn't have it with any of THOSE guys." 4) Winger -- "Seventeen": "His teeth are whiter than white" BH: "These guys live on the edge" BV:"Yeah, the edge of Wuss Cliff" 5) Some David lee roth video "Right now, David is explaining to some chick that he used to be the lead singer for Van Halen" "Right Now, David is wishing he had his old job back" "Right now, David is planning how to kill Sammy Hagar"
The best rip would have to be during Judas Preist.. "I feel like killing myself"
ir
Is the video that sucks in "eleventeen" ways the one in which Beavis says "Good God Almighty!" and "Oh Dear Lord!"?? -- I always thought these were funny coming from him.
Stephen
Yep. You called it, dude. That's the worst video I've ever seen. It sucks way more than eleventeen ways. It sucks, like, a hundred-teen ways.
-Ult
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I don't think that's a rip. They're refering to the case a couple years ago of two losers that killed each other. The equally classy and intelligent parents sued Judas Priest (and lost. Huh huh huh) saying that there was 'backward masking' on the Stained Class album.
Now a real rip on Judas Priest was on the 'Breaking the Law' video.
Butt-head: I still like Judas Priest and all, but this really sucks.
-Ult
Uh, do you have a back stage pass, sir? Look, here comes Krokus to kick their ass. It's the Night of the Living Bands that Suck!!!
She just had sex? Why didn't they show that??
Yeah, plus: BH: This is Joey Buttafuoco's sing-song! Huh-huh.
Others: 6) Milli Vanilli (look of disgust -- !!!!!!! -- change channel) 7) Take on Me by A Ha(?) -- Go, Speed Racer, Go Speed Racer!! Why do British people sing like wusses? 8) Krokus (school's out for summer) -- Look at this guy's hair!! And his chest is no picnic, either! 9) Journey (during "Citizen Butt-head") Look at this guy! And then theres this guy! 10) Ebeneezer Goode by The Shamen -- Slow down or SHUT UP! BV: This video is giving me a siezure OOOOOOOAAHAAHAHHOOOOOOAHAHAHAAAAAAAAH! 11) Crucify by House of Lovers -- (chick) YES! YES! (faggy looking guy) NO! NO! NO (chick) YEAH! YEAH! (other faggy looking guy) NO! OH, NO! What's the matter with his mouth? Drain the tub! 12) Aerosmith - Living on the Edge BV: Where's this guy's penis? BH: In his hand, where it always is! 13) Susanne Vega (the Luca chick) - Blood makes Noise It looks like she did this video in a mall. 14) The Loco-motion: BH: This makes me feel good BV: What? This Video? BH: No, this (changes the channel) 15) Mission UK -- is this circus music? BH: He's a wussy lipstic-wearing british momma's boy! (or something like that) 16) Demolition Man - Grace Jones Is this Manute Bol? This isn't Manute Bol! Manute Bol sings better than this! Butt-head, i'm scared, can I sleep over at your house? 17) Punk Rock Girl - the Dead Milkmen (?) Beavis, this is the first guy we've seen in a video that you could kick his ass! No, there's Vince Neil This is horrible -- they're like not even trying! A *real* punk rock girl would eat this guy alive! 18) Michael Damien (from Young and the Restless) He's on one of those soap opera's -- As the World Sucks 19) Now I'm Feeling Zombiefied -Alien Sex Fiend BH: The video is cool, but, like the sound sucks! 20) Karma Chamelion - Culture Club Boy George: I'm a man Butt-head: You're a man?
J.B
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Uhhhh...... uhhhhh..... Boy. This is horrible!
This is from that country where everything sucks. "Cheerio old chap, I think I'll choke my chicken."
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Uhhhh...... Uhhhhh..... Boy. This is horrible!
This is from that country where everything sucks. Cheerio, old chap! I think I'll choke my chicken (or something like that, huh huh)
21) Deborah Harry - If you look up her name in the phone book, it says "Harry Deborah!" Check out this dork!! it's the battle of the dorks! (guy dork pushed out of the way) I think we have a winner! This looks like one of those ads for K-tel records! 22) Cool Kids (Kix) BH: I thought people usually looked cool in leather jackets! BV: Maybe it's vinyl BH: Nope. It's leather. You can't polish a turd. BV: I tried to polish a turd, but I couldn't do it, because you can't polish a turd! BH: That's disgusting! But it must have been pretty cool to try. These are the cool kids? I'd hate to see the UNcool kids! 23) Dancing with myself (Billy Idol) This was before the music revolution! Playing with myself! oh oh Playing with myself! oh oh He's singing about choking his chicken! 24) Dr. Feel Good (Motley Crue) BV: This song sends a message. BH: Yeah. Vince Neil is a wuss. 25) Pop Singer (John Cougar MellenCRAP) BH: This is that guy who whines and complains all of the time. BV: I'd complain too if I sucked. BH: Oh yeah. Then why aren't you complaining? and BH: What's that say? BV: Uhhh.... uhhh..... Pop Tarts?
Add to the list, or add to and correct some of the above dialogues. That would be cool!
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Add to the list, or add to and correct some of the above dialogues. That would be cool!
J.B.
[email] writes:
(Just an editorial here: I thought this video was one of the best they've shown along with the Beastie boys "So Whatcha Want")
Butthead: "That man is wearing lipstick!"
In article [email] writes:
uhhhh....isn't that supposed to be "theme song"?.
It seems like everyone has forgotten or ignored one of the funniest quotes on B&B ever (IMO!). I forget which video this was from...
BH: If this video were a turd...it would be like...<pause>...the same thing.
And what about the video with Snow, Kenny G, and those other two guys (I'm having a bad memory day) whom they called the "Super Suck Group".
BV: These guys sing like wussies. BH: If I sang like a wuss, do you think I could get some chicks?
Doug
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The super suck group is actually color me badd. B&Bh couldn't tell the difference.
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no, i think it went like:
Bv: If I sang like a wuss, do you think I could get some chicks? BH: well, you LOOK like a wuss...
3 of my favorite video Rips:
1.)U2-One ... Woooh, that's a big dog. 2.) Push the little Daisies ... This band has no future. 3.) Acoustic hippy band ... Huh-Huh, look, It's a hippy.
Kiefer .
My own personal favorite rip was when that Vanilla Ice video came on. They stared at the TV, they stared at each other, and then they changed the channel. It was hilarious.
Then there was the one with that black chick: BH: Hey, where's Vanilli? Bv: That *is* Vanilli. Where's Milli?
Actually, I think the biggest rip is when they switch on a particular video, and say _ABSOLUTELY_NOTHING_. (ie, Vanilla Ice, or (I think) Boy George).
This seeder is chool...
Boy George [singing] ... I'm a man... Butt-Head He's a man? Huh huhuh No way!
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[Boy George sings on screen, audio is so bad you cant hear] Beavis: Look! It's that Boy chick!
from Ho Ho Huh, I believe.
They did like the BeeGees but, they thought they were watching the Black Crowes.
Huh huh, huh huh huh
He likes her but.