Emehehehehe... hello fellow ButtLanders!
I was sleeping last night and I was awakened by a very bright light outside. I looked out of my window and saw a U.F.O. emehehehehehehehehe It was cool! emehehehehehe...
The U.F.O. landed in the street and stuff. It wuz cool. Emehehehehehehe...
An alien got out of the ship and came to me (emeheheheh "come to Cheryl") with a large schlong! Whoa! emehehehehehehe...
The alien led me into the U.F.O. and dammit! all of them had HUGE schlongs! Their schlongs were so big that they had special "schlong hangars" in the ship! emehehehehehe....it RULED!
After a while, I realized they were like, uhhh... communicating with me and stuff. I couldn't keep from staring at their schlongs, so I didn't get the message until after they left. Emehehehehehehehehe... They left me with a parting message for all of ButtLand:
"On earth, objects appear larger than they actually are."
Dammit! Dammit! Sonovabitch! That's pretty messed up and stuff.
AIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAI !!! I tried nutmeg to get over this disappointment and stuff. Instead of getting over it... I got a magnifying mirror. Emehehehehehehehehe... Now things seem more in perspective or something. emehehehehehehehhehehhehe
CherylAnn Iloveeverybody
It isn't the size that counts... it's the mirror!