Remedy for itchy nads?

I've tried the NadScratcher 2000 but they still itch. Any suggestions to stop this annoying itch?

On Fri, 6 Oct 2006 15:26:40 -0400, "King Turd" wrote:

Have you tried rubbing them with Tabasco?

Try mint toothpaste. ;-D

"Argy" wrote in message news:[email]...

Queen Turd had very fresh breath last night. :)

Dammit Cyberbutt, your home remedies never work, all that did was make me crave chili, but the itch persists. Bunghole.

"CyberButt" wrote in message news:[email]...

What grit sandpaper would you suggest for the belt sander, I'm going to give that a shot I think.

"frog baseball" wrote in message news:061020061743433221%[email]...

Damn fine idea. If I started out with the 400, wet sanded them with 600 then 1000, then used a good quality polish and wax, I think I might be able to eliminate this annoying itch, and have nads a chick could use as a mirror...that might be a good angle to pick up chicks... "Hey baby, like, need to brush your hair?"

"frog baseball" wrote in message news:071020062306392118%[email]...

Flea powder

Dammit Laruie, I got rid of my nad-flea problem last month. If you'd hang out with us more here on atvbnb you'd already know that!

So, hows your kitty? I mean the feline one. But if you want to tell us about the other one ..mhehehe..heheh...mhehehe..... ummmm, oh yeah, we're like...all ears..

"Laurie" wrote in message news:[email]...

"King Turd" writes in article dated Fri, 6 Oct 2006 15:26:40 -0400:

No, we just sell shoes.

I am probably the only one in the world who remembers this, but back in the day Robin Williams was on SNL doing a commercial for his solution to "the itch". The product was called Easy Oven Off.

Anybody else remember? Abe?

How about the sneaker animation short, where the guy's jogging shoe and the girl's jogging shoe untied each other's laces and then got busy. I bet nobody remembers that either. I could say I dreamed it, but I'm not that creative.

-- spud_demon -at- thundermaker.net The above may not (yet) represent the opinions of my employer.

On Fri, 13 Oct 2006 22:53:04 +0000, Spud Demon wrote:

Nope. I'm younger than you.

For nads itch, have you tried to, hmmm, like, take a bath and stuff?