What Happened to *PooP*?

hey, howzitgoin'? emeheh heheheh heheheh

like, it's been eleventeen weeks or something since *PooP* articles have been posted...

emeheheh heheheh...wait! I got a *PooP* idea!

Gotta _run_ . heheh hehehehmeheheh heheheheh "runs"

CherylAnn KaopectateMfg.

From: [email] (strong john) Subject: Re: What Happened to *PooP*? Organization: University of Maryland, Baltimore County

Cat ([email]) wrote:

Eleventeen weeks Life is empty without *poop!* Kaopectate rules

hehe..that ruled! How bout this...

"Poop-ano Man"

Dump us a load, youre the poop-ano man Dump us a load, tonight Cause were all in the mood for some feces And yours gets us feeling alright

[everybody now] Oh Laaaa de da didi daaaaaa Laaaa didi daaaa naa naaaa

Cause they sh*t at the bar And put *poop* in my jar and say "man, what are you doing here"..

And I forget the rest...

Mike

In message MikeJ writes:

And I say um I'm just like tinkling the ivories or something.

dave

From: MikeJ Subject: Re: What Happened to *PooP*? Organization: http://www.netcom.com/~imagika/home.html

been

hehe..that ruled! How bout this...

"Poop-ano Man"

Dump us a load, youre the poop-ano man Dump us a load, tonight Cause were all in the mood for some feces And yours gets us feeling alright

[everybody now] Oh Laaaa de da didi daaaaaa Laaaa didi daaaa naa naaaa

Cause they sh*t at the bar And put *poop* in my jar and say "man, what are you doing here"..

And I forget the rest...

Mike

Uh.. yeah, like just last night, I had to visit your web page to get a *PooP* fix! emeheheh that wuz cool!

Like, did you take the microphone to the bathroom with you to make those .wav's or like, did you just use a jar at the lab or something?

CherylAnn LongLiveThe*PooP*!

*blank stare*

Yeh! It SUCKS! I wanna hear more poop songs, or something...

mhehehehehheheheh... plop!

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." Albert Einstein

In article [email] (Valerie ) writes:

RUOK?

Yeah! What you said! We need more poop stuff... emeheheh

meheheheh...splat!

CherylAnn Ex-Laxing

That was cool! Since youre a guitar dude, you could make a pretty cool song outta that..Id go see ya in concert if you were singing about *poop*... *Poop*'s Greatest Hits...

MerrilyMinstraling, Mike

That was cool! Since youre a guitar dude, you could make a pretty cool song outta that..Id go see ya in concert if you were singing about *poop*... *Poop*'s Greatest Hits...

MerrilyMinstraling, Mike

AHAHAHAHAHAH!!! LMAO!!!

Like, umm...somebody should collect these and put them on their web page or something. This RULES!

Now I can't stop humming that tune... (emeheheheh "humming")

CherylAnn HeyHowzitGoin?

I started to put these songs up on my friend's page. I can't figure out which songs these are spoofs of. Anyway, I'm going to put them up on the page too. I wonder if King Turd would repost all his past songs.

Go to http://www.angelfire.com/tn/googie/ I'm keeping an archive of these poop songs on his parodies page.

Check it out.

My songs are spur of the moment artistic renderings whose depth and feeling can only be rendered to the keyboard once in a lifetime *slap,slap,slap* Woah, thanks! (translation, never thought of saving them...) Mike

She's a PooP....House.... She's grunting mighty... Lettin it all plop out

To the tune of "Brick House" by the Commodores...huh-huh...commode...

She's a PooP....House.... She's grunting mighty... Lettin it all plop out

To the tune of "Baby Got Back" by Sir-Mix-A-Lot ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I like big poops and I cannot lie You other brothers can't deny That when your butt cracks up And you gotta take a dump And you know it will go thump You get sprung Wanna sit down tough Cause you know that your butt is stuffed

My rectum may be fat But I ain't down with that Cause my hair is blond And my monkey's spanking Cuz I'm thinkin bout wanking

While I'm sittin here pooping out this brick Gonna wrestle with my manhood(that's my dick) Gimme some lotion For the motion My hand has the magic potion

Oh poopy, please come out my butt And try not to leave a cut So Butthead tried to warn me But that poop in me makes me so horny

Oooh...turd with smooth skin I wish I could poop you out again But I'll pick you up and take you far To the basement in a jar

Beavis Got Poop...

Beavis Got Poop...

*Poop*

To the tune of "Lump" (why on earth I'm spending so much time on this I don't know...I guess my graduate studies in Jazz music had to pay off sometime, huh?) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Poop sat alone in a toilet bowl Recently plopped out of that chick from Hole Poop was lonely and needed a friend So I conjured up a turd right out of my rear end

It's Poop, It's Poop It's really long It's Poop, It's Poop Just like my schlong

Poop lingered in my taint for days Used lots of manners, it came out sideways I was so sad that Poop was out Ate some nachos just to make another Poop come about

It's Poop, It's Poop Plopped out my butt It's Poop, It's Poop My mom's a slut

From: [email] (Cat) Subject: Re: What Happened to *PooP*? Organization: MindSpring Enterprises

In article [email] (Valerie ) writes:

RUOK?

Yeah! What you said! We need more poop stuff... emeheheh

meheheheh...splat!

CherylAnn Ex-Laxing

From: [email] (Valerie ) Subject: Re: What Happened to *PooP*? Organization: United States Internet, Inc.

*blank stare*

Yeh! It SUCKS! I wanna hear more poop songs, or something...

mhehehehehheheheh... plop!

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." Albert Einstein

In message Doug Wamble writes:

mmokay I can do that

{cue strangulated B singing voice}

Everybody's got a reason to Dump, Everybody's got a stool That they're holdin' inside, Everybody's got a reason to Poop, But you can't after nachos! or something...

mmehehhehheh that sucked. There should be like some law against old people trying to rock. They just end up writing crap.

dave