"I Love Lumpy"
..starring Loose-Feel Balls as Lumpy Arsenez and Dizzy Arsenez as his dumbass-self...
Opening credits fade, opening scene finds Lumpy Arsenez in the kitchen, cooking.
Door opens, in walks her husband, Dizzy Arsenez.....
Dizzy: "Oh Lumpy, I'm homo!!"
Lumpy: <smiling> "oooooh (p)Ricky.........."
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It's a work in progress uhuh anyone care to finish up for me? uhuh I said *finish up for me* eehehe ;)
hahahaha . . . eheheheh . . . well, if I _ever_ stop laughing, I might try to add something! :-)
Gary M.
"Be kind to ants"How about Fred Mertz stumbles in and blurts, "I'm drunk as a skunk and horny as a jackrabbit on Viagra and I don't care what I fuck! And he vomits on the dog. Then Lumpy has to call the police, and they all end up in prison cuz while they're there, the cops find a half-pound of crack in Lumpy's crack. And Ethel Mertz wanders the streets disoriented and wonders where everybody went.
ROTFL ehehe yes ehehehe that would kick ass ;)
Dizzy: "Are Spread and Vessel still 'coming' for dinner?"
Lumpy: "They'll be here soon...have you seen little (p)Ricky?"
Dizzy: "DAMMIT Lumpy," (looking down at his groin), "I tole you not to call it little - it's embarr-ASS-ing"
Lumpy: "Whhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....." ---------------------------------------------------------------------
Gary M. did NOT write this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. RealLumpy is gonna kick some asses for this thread! :-O
On Sat, 06 Jun 1998 14:06:48 -0400, "Gary M." wrote:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
You have most grievously wounded my client's inner child, this heinous crime will not go unpunished! We will sue you, we will sue your ISP, we will sue your phone company, we will sue your city, we will sue your county, we will sue your modem manufacturer, we will sue your computer manufacturer, we will sue everyone who ever posted to this newsgroup, with the exception of "EEK!(tm)", so help me God, there will be justice in this matter!
Sincerely,
Joe Adler
On Sun, 07 Jun 1998 11:37:28 GMT, [email] (Joe Adler, Esq.) says:
*PooP*On Sat, 06 Jun 1998 14:06:48 -0400, "Gary M." wrote: *PooP* *PooP*>Dizzy: "Are Spread and Vessel still 'coming' for dinner?" *PooP*> *PooP*>Lumpy: "They'll be here soon...have you seen little (p)Ricky?" *PooP*> *PooP*>Dizzy: "DAMMIT Lumpy," (looking down at his groin), "I tole you not *PooP*> to call it little - it's embarr-ASS-ing" *PooP*> *PooP*>Lumpy: "Whhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....." *PooP*>--------------------------------------------------------------------- *PooP*> *PooP*> Gary M. did NOT write this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *PooP*> *PooP*>P.S. RealLumpy is gonna kick some asses for this thread! :-O *PooP* ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ *PooP* *PooP* *PooP* You have most grievously wounded my client's inner child, *PooP* this heinous crime will not go unpunished! We will sue you, *PooP* we will sue your ISP, we will sue your phone company, we *PooP* will sue your city, we will sue your county, we will sue *PooP* your modem manufacturer, we will sue your computer *PooP* manufacturer, we will sue everyone who ever posted to *PooP* this newsgroup, with the exception of "EEK!(tm)", so help *PooP* me God, there will be justice in this matter! *PooP* *PooP* Sincerely, *PooP* *PooP* Joe Adler *PooP* *PooP* Uh... excuse me Adler dude... could you try not to sue me? I have no money. hemeheheh... yeah, I am broke. hehehemeheheh
CherylAnn ILoveEverybody� *PooP* *PooP* *PooP* *PooP* *PooP* *PooP* *PooP* *PooP* *PooP* *PooP* *PooP* *PooP* *PooP* *PooP* *PooP* *PooP* *PooP* *PooP* *PooP* *PooP* *PooP* *PooP* *PooP*-- *PooP*LUMP BOY WROTE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *PooP*
Uhhhh, great idea CA!!! Mr. Adler can sue me for PooP, which I can pay in weekly (or daily) installments for the rest of my years.
On Sun, 07 Jun 1998 14:51:42 -0400, "Gary M." wrote:
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DAMMIT GARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ITS' THE MIDDEL OF A BEEYOTIFUL AFTERNOONE ONA
WEEKEAND, ANAD YORE FOOLING WIHT THE COMPUTER!?!?!?!?!THE BEACH, MAN!!!! THE BEACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GET YORE SORRIEY ARSE DOWN THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHICKS!!!!!!!!! 98% NAKED CHICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!
TURN OFF THE DAMN COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEACH!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:-)
Lumpy FarAwayFromTheBeach Camshaft
:-(In article ,
I has ben luking at yer mesejes and I has lafing.its tu bad pepul dont spel vere gud now.us has dont got gud skuls i ges.im glad i has spel chek on mi cumputar.i wud not be likig vere much tu luk dum.
On Mon, 08 Jun 1998 21:35:30 GMT, [email] wrote:
eggsell;ent wourk'e, grazs=hoper! nex't time, use'd mo're of the'se thing's, ok??'?
LUMP BOY
It was _COLD_ (!!!!!!!!!) @The.Beach this weekend ant I HATE cold weather, so I stayed home ant cooked really good food instead! Good food RULES!!!! Butt not as much as chyks ant scoring ant stuff!
"Errr - I like mistyped and stuff and hit the "3" instead of the "L" as they're quite close together."
Gary M.
On Mon, 08 Jun 1998 11:16:47 GMT, [email] (Lumpy Camshaft) says:
*PooP*On Sun, 07 Jun 1998 14:51:42 -0400, "Gary M." wrote: *PooP* *PooP*> *PooP*>Uhhhh, great idea CA!!! Mr. Adler can sue me for PooP, which I can pay *PooP*>in weekly (or daily) installments for the rest of my years. *PooP*> *PooP* *PooP* :-) *PooP* *PooP* DAMMIT GARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *PooP* *PooP* ITS' THE MIDDEL OF A BEEYOTIFUL AFTERNOONE ONA *PooP* WEEKEAND, ANAD YORE FOOLING WIHT THE COMPUTER!?!?!?!?! *PooP* *PooP* THE BEACH, MAN!!!! THE BEACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *PooP* *PooP* GET YORE SORRIEY ARSE DOWN THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *PooP* *PooP* CHICKS!!!!!!!!! 98% NAKED CHICKS!!!!!!!!!!!! *PooP* *PooP* TURN OFF THE DAMN COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *PooP* *PooP* CHICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEACH!!!!!!!!!!!! *PooP* *PooP* NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *PooP* *PooP* *PooP* *PooP* *PooP* :-) *PooP* Lumpy FarAwayFromTheBeach Camshaft *PooP* :-( *PooP*
Lookie here hemeheheh... uh like, maybe I am farawayfromthebeachtoo! hehemeheheh and it SUX ! There are lot's of pontential scoring material to like, "peruse" hehmeheheh werdz...hehemeheheh butt maybe it's just for spanking porpusses.... or something? What do I know about such things? I'm just a chyk and stuff... hemeheheh... I NEVER have to leave the house ...hemeheheheh if you know what I mean... hemeheheheheheheh
Neeener neeener neeeeeeeenerrrr!
CheryAnnT ILoveEverybody�
On Wed, 10 Jun 1998 06:32:58 GMT, [email] (CherylAnn) wrote:
have you bean swiping Grobbusses' cough sirup????????
^^^^ that rulez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lumpy "yore olde pal" Camshaft
:-)
hahaahahahaha....I _missed_ that....Way to be CherylAnnT!! ;)
On Wed, 10 Jun 1998 21:01:58 -0400, "Gary M." says:
You missed that? That's not like you Gary.... must be the lack of food getting to you. Eat! Get pleasingly plump for the chyks cuz believe it or not...some of we chyks like a "little meat" hehemeheh (NO NOT THAT!) on dudes bodies cuz skinny dudes don't really feel like a teddy-bear when you hug them and stuff...........or something.
CherylAnnT ILoveEverybody�
Uhhhhhh....baby, what ever's left of me after this Butt-diet is still all yours! :-p
Gary M.
On Thu, 11 Jun 1998 00:48:31 GMT, [email] (Jumpy Camshaft) says:
Dammit, Dammit! sonovabeetch!!! No cough sirup...and no cough either. hehehemeheheh Look Lumpy, baby -- I only meant that I have thingies so I NEVER have to leave home to like...uh.... you know. hehemeheheheh ;^p
It was just for you Lumpy... it was just for you...
CherylAnnT hehemeheheheheh ILoveEverybody� Lumpy's "olde pal" HEY!!! I'm not THAT old! :D
On Fri, 12 Jun 1998 20:41:33 GMT, [email] (CherylAnn) wrote:
WHOA!!!! liek you still rememmbers me anad stuff!!!
waat can i say! :-)
Happie Lump Boy
On Sun, 07 Jun 1998 18:17:05 GMT, [email] (CherylAnn) wrote:
hi. it me. lumpy. donut worriey! i wont' sue you!!!
acshuelly, i ****DID**** think abote puting yore
name in teh exclushun list (with EEK!(tm)), butt
somehows it got left ote. it be Joes' fault! :-( butt it gave me a spechul feeling two sea
that you were payeing attension!!!! im sorrie yore broke. that sucks. :-( ifen yew
weres a dentist, i coldued haved give you lots
of monniey, liek $$$500 just too daze ago!!!
by the way, *are* yuo a dentist???? :-) yore pal,
LumpyHEY BUTTHOLE.......you did-ant think about el cluding ME?????? >:-\ You're own literary manager (who gets to score with your chicks from the knees down????) aaarrrggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
_I_ just got home from the dentist (for 2 fillings) and my face is NUMB ....wawawawawa....bzzzzzzzzzz What's really strange is: There's an annoying itch on my upper lip but I can't scratch it away because of the numbness. One would think that it wouldn't even itch in the first place. And I couldn't cop a feel from the ASS-ist-ANT cause she warned me that if I tried, it would cost me an extra $1000 _and_ she would put that suck-shun thingie in my ear! ;-O
"Errr - I like mistyped and stuff and hit the "Q" instead of the "L" as they're quite close together."
On Mon, 08 Jun 1998 11:30:52 -0400, "Gary M." wreeked havoc on the grope by going compleately postal with:
WHOA!!!!!! settle down, Brian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's only a newsgroup.
It's only a newsgroup.
It's only a newsgroup. :-)
bee happiey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or Guess(tm) what? ill' kick yore ass!!!!!!!
:-)
(((that was a joek!))) :-)WHAO! COOL! i went two the dentist today, too!!!!! unfurtuneately, i gots the hygANTist who i didANT rellie want to cop a feel of (on? off? from? what is rite gramer?)
the HOT hygANTist chick was their, butt she
was explaneing the birds anad bees to some luckie
littel basturd ankelbiter --- aargh! i b Jello(tm)ous!!! Dammit Beavis, start typing with your fingers,
and put your shorts back on!!!:-) :-) :-)
eer,if you sue me i'll be forced to let this 500 lb. pinko-gaybo-commy gorilla out of the pink cage and tell him you're a gorilla
Joe Adler had to be queer and say the following which made me say "sit down, roll over, don't be gay::
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---___I IOn 08 Jun 1998 20:46:15 GMT, [email] (GRNRAPTOR) charmed, enraptured, and entranced all internet by typing:
that iz the wurst ascii gorila ive ever seen!!!!!!!!!!
:-)
ALL LAWSUITS HAVE BEAN CANCELED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SETTLE DOWN, ALL YOU BRIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CANT'WE AWL JUST GET A LONG??????????????????????
Y O B - P M U L
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eheheh...it looks like it's getting ready to pOOp though...that's pretty cool! ;)
Gary M. ;-)
"Gary M." wrote:
Don't look now, butt he took a big dump. I think he forgot to wipe though.
Sir Spanks-A-Lot of Buttland
In article , "Gary M." writes
pOOp!!!
Hamster
Does Esq. stand for es queer,or some*thingy*? Joe Adler, Esq. wrote in message ...