The Bung-Hole Party Is In Power

THE BUNG-HOLE PARTY.

The story of that singular cask, which the owner said was a hundred years old, should be told now. Pointing to his cask, he said to a gentleman : --

"That cask is a hundred years old."

"A hundred years old!" exclaimed the astonished person addressed, "and never re-hooped!"

"Oh, yes! "responded the owner; "it has had new hoops on it."

"Is that all?"

"Now exactly; several years ago I had new heads inserted."

"But the staves are a hundred years old?" continued the interrogator.

"Why, no! I remember that I had new staves put in some years ago, when it got to leaking; but it is the same bung-hole."

All that he had saved of the cask was the bung-hole.

Last year the license party made a fight for the bung-hole, and they won. That was all they saved. License Republicans gave up Republicanism, and Democrats gave up Democracy, and rumsellers relinquished both, to save the bung-hole; and they did save it. There is proof of it all over the country. The increase of pauperism and crime in every town and city shows that the bung-hole party is in power.

-- from Temperance Anecdotes, by George W. Bungay

Good article on identity and change:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Identity_and_change

"Sanford Manley" wrote in message news:wyFug.10268$[email]...

My Bunghole is quite powerful after that tray of nacho supreme with refried beans I had today. Almost like its having its own party, complete with trumpet player.

I would vote my bunghole into office. Its better than what we have now.

ITYM "I would vote my bunghole into orifice."

HTH, HAND

Walter Traprock wrote:

for the clueless on what bunghole is.....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunghole

basically, a hole in the beer barrel......

Dilbert Firestorm wrote:

Yeah, but you need to remember that bunghole is also slang for butt-hole, the bunghole slang came from B&B.

Eugene Esterly III wrote:

I never watched eavis & utthead. I didn't like it. if any slang came from it, it'd be lost on me.

On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 21:10:56 -0500, Dilbert Firestorm wrote:

Uh huh huh, you uttmunch!

That sounds like something chicks say when you invite them to join your bunghole party.

On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 23:34:55 -0400, frog baseball wrote:

mehehehe, you said "gland"

"Eugene Esterly III" wrote in news:[email]:

Well, they're both slang terms, aren't they? At least, I don't think it's generally acceptable for a doctor to write "foreign body removed from butt-hole" on a patient's chart.

I take it you're referring to Beavis and Butt-head, since I'm pretty sure I don't recall excessive use of the term "bunghole" at any of the bed & breakfasts I've stayed at. While the term was popularized by Beavis & Butt-head, it hardly originated with them. Thanks to the magic of the Internet, you can listen to a 1964 recording of Lyndon Johnson ordering pants made with an inch or so of extra room "from where the zipper (burps) ends, round, under my, back to my bunghole, so I can let it out there if I need to." See http://tinyurl.com/4zxvr

In article , Mark Steese wrote:

Was he talking about letting out the pants or something else?

Mark Steese wrote:

Years ago, when I was working at the Assholistic Health Care Center, my Chinese doctor pal Chi Chou was working on her very first lecture to American MDs regarding traditional Chinese medicine. She came out of her office to inquire whether "asshole" was an acceptable synonym for "anus."

Yes, we steered her right. We *liked* her.

Dana

Dana Carpender wrote:

I assume you told her to use "anus"?

Dilbert Firestorm wrote:

Yes.

Dana

"Dana Carpender" wrote in message news:[email]...

My wife's cousin recently finished med school, and she told us that she learned not to provide a written description for a sore oozing puss as "pussy".

Glenn D.

On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 17:08:57 +0100, Glenn Dowdy wrote:

This is gettin' like, way to complicated. If we could revert this thread back to the basics; let's say boobs 'n turds 'n stuff; I'm sure there would be plenty of people hoppin' in here with very interesting issues to discuss...

On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 22:11:30 +0100, aghasee wrote:

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I know, this thread mentioned "anus" and stuff, butt still...

It needs some thingies mentioned here ant there too, imo.

I'm still wondering who the hell Cecil Adams is??? WTH??? :-O He must have scored or something once cause he has a fan group.

On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 23:36:34 +0100, Argy wrote:

Yeah, like I said, throw in some thingies and this discussion will get going again.

I think it must be some foreign authority on turds. Like the King Turd of France or something.

Oh yeah, while we're on the turd-subject; I've produced a hickory-like specimen this morning. About 12 in. long. ouch. I was going to make good use of it to fix the ol' clawhammer, but the wife flushed it. Damn shame. I did'nt even had the chance to take a picture of it, you know, for science 'n stuff.

On Sat, 22 Jul 2006 00:49:45 +0100, aghasee wrote:

I have always believed that thingies are proof that God is a guy.

Huh huh huh, I'm a philosopher.

CB

"CyberButt" wrote in message news:[email]...

Woah. Thats deep. I agree. Thingies ARE proof that God is a dude. If God was a chick, like, things would be all messed up. If God was a chick, I'd probably like Oprah and hate Howard Stern. This ALONE is proof that God is a dude.

On Sun, 23 Jul 2006 13:50:20 +0100, CyberButt wrote:

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That God business is tricky stuff. That story is written down in some book with far too many words in it, butt it kinda rules because there are some of those ancient hand-made pictures in it, drawers as they are called iirc. Some of those drawers show a boob, so they must be on page 3 or something. The rumour has it there is scoring involved with some chick called Mary Virgin. She probably is related to that Branson dude.

mheheh... philo-sober...

On Sun, 23 Jul 2006 23:01:42 +0100, aghasee wrote:

Oh yeah... you're talking about that big book, the one with the two testes! Isn't that the book that has the story about the talking snake, and then this dude scores and then he puts a leaf on his schlong?

CB

Yeah! Thats the one with the Doodoo-Ron-Jeremy section, right? I think I saw that in a drawer at the hourly motel once. Not that I was ever there.

"CyberButt" wrote in message news:[email]...

On Mon, 24 Jul 2006 20:41:58 -0400, frog baseball wrote:

Dang. Other people have cool jobs and I'm still stuck here at Burger World.

Hey fb... I was in Cambridge last weekend. I was driving down Main. St. and this dude was driving ahead of me. That wasn't you was it??

http://i7.tinypic.com/20uocg1.jpg

He probably gets all the chicks with a cool ride like that.

CB

Argy wrote:

He's a book writer from years ago, many years ago. He's done nothing since. I'm not sure of his sexual situation. He believes that glass flows and tabasco burns.

On Fri, 21 Jul 2006 22:21:40 +0100, aghasee wrote:

That's a hole 'nother story...

(anyone remember the movie that the inspiring quote is from?)

aghasee wrote:

Pussy is better than turds.