Group's gotten strange.

For those who may not know, I've been reading and posting to this group off and on for almost four years. I've been here as [email] and [email]. And I just felt like saying, the group has gotten really odd.

Yes, I'm one of those old guys talking about what things was like back in my day. I remember the good old days of C.E. Forman's great FanFic, the debate over the best line for each character, the anti-binary vigal, the sexual innuendos directed at CherylAnn, who seemed to revel in it. Some of the best and most classic Usenet I ever read came from here (One of my favorites : some guy posted some spam about a guy who's claim to fame was peeing on Madonna when she wasn't famous. A guy wrote back and replied "I'd like to try peeing on Madonna, that'd be something different." And another guy wrote back saying "You dumbass, Madonna would bite your weiner off.")

Now, I'm not saying the group has gone downhill, but it sure has changed. I am reminded of the changes on another group I read on a regular basis. Now, we have endless "They are gay" threads (Hey "Gay Cartoons 'R' Us" - give it a rest dude!! Do you see yourself posting that much about the colour of their eyes or their blood type?) And CherylAnn, my darling, say it's not so!! You actually think they're gay?

Ok, I'll stop before I start another stupid flame war. Maybe I'm taking this all too seriously. Perhaps if I'd been reading every day the changes would seem natural. It just seems like the group has lost the energy it had back in 93-95. I can remember laughing my head off every time I read this group back in those days, and now I rarely even smile. With B&B gone, the Internet is the only place to turn for cool stuff. Maybe B&B don't lend themselves to a typical fan base of conventions, Fanzines and clubs. But can't we at least spice up Usenet a bit? (I didn't receive one comment or follow-up to even my new FanFic posts. Did anyone even read them?)

On 15 Dec 1997 21:14:28 GMT, [email] (The_Great_Cornholio) wrote:

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uh, hows it going dued. liek you dont no me, butt liek i used to reed this grope back in the old days, so i liek no watt yore talkign abote. i was liek on a *bbs* back then, anad i cuold never liek figure ote watt butt-ons to press to wriet words. butt liek i *read* everytihng in aproxeimaetily 94-95!

anad watt yore saying is liek right anad stuff. their used to be liek a cadmammarie of the troupes anad stuff. theier was liek of coarse CherylAnn, anad Kathy D. (whoe rote that c00l storie about the place that sold MONKEY HOOVES) and that princess chick who liek went to colidg in caNADa and scored with that dued who told her he was a doctor or somethign. and their was ZAMBONI anad GUIDO.

butt liek you say, its nott the saem animore. its liek that old dued wrote a book "You can't go homowner again" or somethign.

BUTT even thoue its different now, their are stil liek a lot of cool pee-pole here know. you just dont now them!!!

Liek:

CherylAnn - yes, She's still here! i love Her!!!!!!

    TCFNAB - the chick formerly known as BAZ. dued, she liek wrote
         vast reams of ORIGINAL FANFICS this yeer! anad shes liek
         totillie cool anad stuff. she even once said somethign
         liek "I think about sex constantly". abote herself!

    Gary M. - for a dued, this guy is pretty cool. he liek rote
        all kinds of weerd stuff, fanfics and straenge stories
         anad even *recipies*, and he liek kicks ass anad keeps
            order in the grope. oh, anad he actuelly scored once!

EEK! - this is liek a chick who types funnie stuff.

     Hamster - thats this cool dued who liek lives in english,
        butt liek hes NOT a lipstik wearing whining wussie! oh
          anad Gary got a real hamster for his dottir, anad he
         named it after this dued! howze that for liek
         internadtional co-operatsion, peace, love, etc. ???

uh, weight a minnit, mie brane went blank! no, their relie are cool peepole here, its just that theyre all diffrint from olden days. some are the same, like Ritalin Boy, Dr. Monkey Spank, Deddi "Not A Chick" Shy, John Strong, etc, there still here butt not az muche as the olden dayze.

butt liek i Guess(tm) that the grope *does* suck now, cornpared to how it used to be. oh, anad all of USENET sucks now, and the hole global internad sucks, and whenn you get rite down to it, well, -E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G- -S-U-C-K-S-!-!-!-

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Just to liten up the bleary messidge, i rote a hi-koo for the one and onlie CherylAnn:

           Beautiful Woman
     So lovely, so pure, so good
        Uh, you give me wood

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yeh! yeh!

well, this messidge sure sucked!

Lumpy

          p.s. to TCFNAB - thanks for coming back from the dead
                         to liek replie to my other werds
                      a couppel dayze ago
                         that was prettie cool of you!

&h45

In article [email] (Lumpy Camshaft) writes:

Whoa!   Sumbuddy loves me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    Thanx!

Hey YOU!!! Like, this was flattering and stuff!

It's a beautiful thing when Lumpy starts to swing!

CherylAnn StillAFan

Lumpy Camshaft wrote:

Hehheh...Lumpy is being modest and stuff...(he forgot to mention himself) Uhhhh...Lumpy...(?)...weren't you in 'Leave It To Beavis'....(?)

Lumpy is another cool dude who writes very cool stuffies here on occasion. He once wrote about ...uhhhh...cleaning out his garage or something and it was a masterpiece! As a matter of fact, his style of writing inspired me to write my 'recipe' thingie, which was REALLY weird...but so am I...hehheh. But so is Lumpy too...hehheh.

Lumpy Camshaft is cool except he once lived in the coolest place in the universe where all the beautiful chicks in the world hang out in the summer wearing almost nothing and they are on vacation so they don't care about anything except scoring and stuff...and then he stupidly _MOVED_ to another state where it turns out that even _better_ chicks are there except they wear too many clothes so you might not recognize them as babes at first butt if you get their clothes off you realize that they are true wood-makers and he talks like it's not so good and stuff but I notice that he is still there so I think that he is scoring with the 'cream of the crop' and not sharing his secret with the rest of us and I want to kick his ass because it's winter now and there are almost NO chyks hanging around HERE so I'm back to spanking my monkey while he is out scoring with real, ultimate chyks and...

...and uhhhh stuff...

	Gary M.   :^)

In article [email] (The_Great_Cornholio) writes:

I remember you. We were here about the same time... and yep, the group has changed just a bit. (perhaps it has changed "content" more than anything else)

Yeah, yeah... those days are memorable. Oh! Yes! I did revel in the innuendos since basically I knew they were harmless yet somewhat endearing. Call me old-fashioned, call me a Suthrn chyk.... just call me.

Ya know... things change.    Like, the more things change, the more they stay
the same or something.  We mold ourselves to fit into a expectation, or we
take chances, or... we just give in to see just *what* the heck the thrill is
with causing flames due to one word..... "gay".   Isn't that a strange
response?   (basically, it's like a study in human behavior in some ways)

Um, dude...

It's alright. You're an alumni here and stuff. Man, it's great to read the posts here -- we had sssssssssoooooooo much spam on this group for soooooooooo long... hemehehehehe "long" hemeheheheheheheh

CherylAnn         	and, yes
Iloveeverybody       (still)

Yeah, yeah, it was pretty cool. heh heh heh We were like, always talking about your boobs and butt and stuff heh heh HEH heh.

Well, like mail me your e-mail address and we can like talk about what I'm feeling.

Uhh.. Ok.. Got anymore nutmeg? :) Seriously, ATBNB is a good group, it's just not quite how I remember it.

Yeah, that's one the reasons I quit reading on a regular basis, it just wasn't worth wading through the 100 spam messages and 300 gay threads to see 5 good posts.

In article [email] (The_Great_Cornholio) writes:

Good Golly! You DO remember my ascii! :D hehehemhehehe

hehehehemeheheheh...uhm... ok.

Uh...yeah. :) hehehehehe Seriously though, you are right -- it isn't the same butt....ehemeheh "butt"... it's pretty much trying to revive again.

I quit for several months at a time over the past 2 years!  Too many spammers
and too much flame-starter going on.    The gay threads have been the absolute
Trolling Material of All Trolling Material....  it was something that started
and  just like... shot off..errr.....took off like a missle!   :D

Take care... stick around ... mm-k?

CherylAnn

In article , [email] (Sekhmet) wrote:

Merry Christmas sugarpie...

I've got a leased line and an internet cafe now.. :)

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Merry Christmas to you too, luv....

Congratulations!!!!!! I'm happy for you! Now, does that mean you'll check around here more and post? :D

CherylAnn Ilovveverybody

In article , [email] (Sekhmet) wrote:

:)

maybe..

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whoa!! adam is still here!! now, where is Dong Ick??

...restraining myself from making fun of adam's name......uhhhhh

In article , C Everett Koop wrote:

hey dude.. like erm, do i remember you ?

yeah, pretty funny huh...

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Adski wrote in article ...

wrote:

Yeah, best place for it... in a locked cabinet where nobody has to use it!

:)

Hamster

I beleive the chap who peed on her was Chipz Nuff from the band Enuff Znuff or however the hell you spell that name :)

uh uh you're denying their true feelings.... :) They're gay.. everyone knows it.

Do you see yourself posting that much about the colour of

You actually think they're NOT??

No flame wars... this is a cool group :)

maybe you should try some prunes ;)

With B&B gone, the

They ruled :)

Woah! uh uh it's that Burt dude from Sesame Street.. the one that sleeps with Ernie

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