Well, it's mid-September and only a few guys have signed up fer Andersonfest. It's gonna be a mighty shabby wing-ding with only me, Rod Johnson, John Thomas and ol' Dick Schwantz sittin' around. Course, there'll be a lot o' beer. Did I mention we're gettin it at cost? Probably. Anyway, the point is, I'm sure a number o' you guys could stand a little R&R after a whole year o' fixin' petroleum metering valves or wholesalin' roofing supplies or locksmithin' or whatever you do fer yer bread 'n butter. Now, if we can get enough guys together, we can throw a real humdinger of a party, like you ain't seen since the troops came home from the Pacific. There'll be beer, barbecued ribs, poker and plenty o' fun an' educational activities. Dick said he'd be happy to do a seminar on lawnmower blade sharpening. Y'know, there's a right way an' a wrong way... Besides that, we're gonna get a few rounds o' golf in (plus a few drinks at the clubhouse bar), and there'll be a bowlin' tournament at Muncie's beautiful Ball-King Lanes (with fairly new equipment and the best lounge in the central Indiana area). Yep. Prepare to go home with a smile on yer face an' a gutful o' Rolaids. An' don't forget the big cookout. The Holiday Inn has nice little picnic area between the pool area and the highway, and they said we were more than welcome to set up a few grills. Bring yer best barbecue sauce! Again, no more arguin' about whether gas or charcoal is better. That debate's so old and tired even I don't understand it any more. Anybody with half a brain knows charcoal is better. Gas is fer indoor grillin'. So no more arguments about that, comprende, amigo? Well, remember now, Andersonfest's in Muncie this year (the VFW Halls in Peoria and Wichita were booked up already), so don't get lost. Those RV's sure do suck up the go-juice, don't they? An' them bandits at the interstate exits charge an arm an' a leg fer a gallon of regular. There oughta be a law... Anyways, that about wraps it up. Just make sure to get in touch with either me or ol' John Thomas about the arrangements. Let us know about that blade honin' seminar, too. If there's enough interest, Dick offered to give a little talk on rebuildin' air compressors also. Well, let us know. Won't be long now. I'm getting kinda excited. Aww, dammit - you know what I mean.
Andersonfest '98 #3
uhuh i wonder which of the old army buddies was the one that gave ol' T.A. his gay experience whilst in the army?
Who do you think it is? let's have a poll (uhuh) to see who you think did it to him ehehehehee
Gay Cartoons 'R' Us suddenly screamed out:
...
uhuh i wonder which of the old army buddies was the one that gave
ol' T.A. his gay experience whilst in the army? Who do you think it is? let's have a poll (uhuh) to see who you think
did it to him ehehehehee Wubba Joe wrote:
>
> Well, it's mid-September and only a few guys have signed up fer
> Andersonfest. It's gonna be a mighty shabby wing-ding with only me,
Rod
> Johnson, John Thomas and ol' Dick Schwantz sittin' around. Course,
> there'll be a lot o' beer. Did I mention we're gettin it at cost?
> Probably.
> Anyway, the point is, I'm sure a number o' you guys could stand a
little
> R&R after a whole year o' fixin' petroleum metering valves or
> wholesalin' roofing supplies or locksmithin' or whatever you do fer
yer
> bread 'n butter. Now, if we can get enough guys together, we can
throw
> a real humdinger of a party, like you ain't seen since the troops came
> home from the Pacific. There'll be beer, barbecued ribs, poker and
> plenty o' fun an' educational activities. Dick said he'd be happy to
do
> a seminar on lawnmower blade sharpening. Y'know, there's a right way
> an' a wrong way...
> Besides that, we're gonna get a few rounds o' golf in (plus a few
drinks
> at the clubhouse bar), and there'll be a bowlin' tournament at
Muncie's
> beautiful Ball-King Lanes (with fairly new equipment and the best
lounge
> in the central Indiana area). Yep. Prepare to go home with a smile
on
> yer face an' a gutful o' Rolaids.
> An' don't forget the big cookout. The Holiday Inn has nice little
> picnic area between the pool area and the highway, and they said we
were
> more than welcome to set up a few grills. Bring yer best barbecue
> sauce! Again, no more arguin' about whether gas or charcoal is
better.
> That debate's so old and tired even I don't understand it any more.
> Anybody with half a brain knows charcoal is better. Gas is fer indoor
> grillin'. So no more arguments about that, comprende, amigo?
> Well, remember now, Andersonfest's in Muncie this year (the VFW Halls
in
> Peoria and Wichita were booked up already), so don't get lost. Those
> RV's sure do suck up the go-juice, don't they? An' them bandits at
the
> interstate exits charge an arm an' a leg fer a gallon of regular.
There
> oughta be a law...
> Anyways, that about wraps it up. Just make sure to get in touch with
> either me or ol' John Thomas about the arrangements. Let us know
about
> that blade honin' seminar, too. If there's enough interest, Dick
> offered to give a little talk on rebuildin' air compressors also.
Well,
> let us know. Won't be long now. I'm getting kinda excited. Aww,
> dammit - you know what I mean. --
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I bet it was mister Buzzcut!!! Hhuuhh!!! eheh! huh!! huh!! "BUZZ!!!" "BUZZ!!!!!!" mheh! huh!! huh!!! huh huh huh!!!!!!!!! Hey. dude? Did you say "POLE"?!? HUH!!! HUH!!! HUH!!! HE SAID: POLE!! MHEH!!!
- ZurfingZombie (Lord of The DeadNet Surfers)
couldn't have sounded less like anderson if you'd tried. does anyone in this NG actually WATCH B and B?
NO WAY bunghole! We just act like them. meh ehehhemeh
Gary M.
uhuh you might not hear from Gary for a few days... ehehehe he's attending round-the-clock showings of the new movie, "ANTZ" ehehehe http://www.pepsi.com/antz/ or something like that...
On Fri, 02 Oct 1998 20:26:14 -0700, Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:
puke my guts to hell, that movey is starring that sick perv who skored with his littel dottir!!!!
YUK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and some peepole say B&&B are a bad influenza!!!!!
oh yeh.. Woody.... uhuh wood-he? uhuh he *DID*!! uhu ;)
yeh leading descrioption medication all round ;)
On Mon, 05 Oct 1998 03:13:05 GMT, [email] (Barf Bag Camshaft) wrote:
Woody gets to star in a movie after doing his daughter, meanwhile Pee-wee loses his career and he was minding his own wood. meheheh Wish I could have been the judgie-wudgie in those two cases. ;)
Gary M.
yeh ehehe I'd have jailed WOODie and made it a part of his punishment and rehabilitaion, that he get buttraped by big bubba every day
eyhehehee
On 30 Sep 1998 21:30:09 GMT, "Gary M." wrote:
SHUT UP, BUTT-HEAD OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yerh yeh mheh mheh that ruled anad stuff note: Gary is liek my best friend or something he hangs ote at my old maxi-mart so hez c00l
LUMP BOY
...when he's not hanging out at the beach, counting thingies.. :)
On Tue, 06 Oct 1998 21:31:59 -0700, Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:
there are many thingies to count at this maxi-mart too as it's only one block off the beach. They KNOW I'm a dumbassian because of the time I bought nachos there and put musTURD all over them, thinking it was the cheese. ;O meheheh emeheheh
Gary M.
uhuh *cheese* ehehememememememehnee,mememememmeememe :")
Nah, we like to watch that show about the bitter English Johnny-No-Mates with the steel pole stuck up his ass...
boy, that's a good reply, pole stuck up his ass. Man, I'm creased up, I really am. bitter, (lmao), johnny no mates (oh man, that's good - isn't that one of mine?). You must live on the edge - the edge of wuss cliff.
Wubba Joe wrote in article ...
hey! you're on British Telecom.... thehe they have that big ol' pole all of their own, in London, ehehe the Telecum tower ehehehe that's a big ol' phallic thing ehehehe it's like a big ol' weenie sticking up over London eheheh it's London's weenie ehehehehee ...so is Nelson's Column ehehe nelsons big ol' erection ehehehe
On Thu, 01 Oct 1998 22:14:52 GMT, "Dumbass" wrote:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^>>>
I LOVE THAT JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!
HUUUUHH HHUUUUUUHHHH HHUHUUUHUHUHUHUUHHUHUHU!!!!
which one? there's a few of them ehehehehehe (dammit, Tom.. stop hitting me ehehe dammit eheh)
speaking of our British brethren, where' martin???? haven't heard from him in ages.....
BTW.. come (uhuh) hear the official GCRU theme Song: http://www.crosswinds.net/las-vegas/~beavis/gcru/gcru.wav
yeh.. it's the most wonderful gay cartoon show on MTV ;)
BTW.. come (uhuh) hear the official GCRU theme Song: http://www.crosswinds.net/las-vegas/~beavis/gcru/gcru.wav
On Wed, 30 Sep 1998 00:49:53 GMT, "Dumbass" wrote:
I swear ona stack of grimy old sex mags,
I wached the B&B movie just liek a copel
daze ago, on eggsackly it wes October 2,
1998, while eeting a bowl of spagetis &
sausage. the hole movie, start to finish,
it rulez, i know everi werd bi heart. so,
to you, Mr. Dumbass, I say, "yes" to your
most insolent anad rude qwuestshun.Sausage Eeter LUMP BOY
In article , Lumpy Camshaft writes
You must be the real Lump Boy.
Only the genuine article sculpts his text.
Hamster
whilst spanking his monkey.... :) yeh that other one was a fake... what sick mind would do that, when they knew that we were worried sick over Lumpy being missing..
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
ehehehe so *THAT'S* what you've bene doing ehehehehe did yu see Geroge michaels while you were in the park? ehehe
BTw...l i have a complete transcripshun of the movie, complete with descriptive stuff, direct from the close-captioning...
it's hard (uhuh) to read, but you can read the HOLE movie with close captions, without even turning the tv or vcr on :)
err.. if you wanna see it, i can post it ehehe but it's very very very very very very long....
On Tue, 06 Oct 1998 21:35:20 -0700, Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:
Whoa dude...POST IT!!! That would rule! If you're worried that it's too long eheheh *too long* maybe you could post it to the bi-n-hairy group instead.
Gary M.
okay I have to find it first ehehe find it ehehe i think it's out in the barn or something ehehhee oh no, that's my realdoll eheh sorry 'bout dat ehehe
uhuh they eat a lot of that Polish and Italian sossage in PA :)