Fehling wrote in article ...
Bull-Shit it's about as legal as a brothel in a monastery.
One of these days I'm going to mail turds to the people on these lists.
Or don't pay a dollar and just put your name on anyway. Not that anybody here is dumb enough to pass on this little pile of steaming turds.
Fuck off buttknocker.
Right, this CANNOT work. 20-30 people want to be added to a list of 6. Dickwads all of them.
Hamster
Remember - you can't polish a turd.
martin
Actually, you can! I had a friend (not in *that* way, you preverts!) who took a dog turd from his garden, dried it out above his gas fire, and then varnished it, till is was nice and smooth and glossy.
Then he wrapped a ribbon around it and gave it to his girlfriend as a birthday present. Yes, she actually was pleased, she thought that it was the most thoughtful gift she had ever received.
The 'Mr.Hankey Construction Kit' also has ingredients and instructions for glazing your favorite sculpturd.
Gary :^D
yeh.. bake in a hot oven pre-heated at 450'F, then serve with a light sauce on tortillas
Actually, you can! I had a friend (not in *that* way, you preverts!) who took a dog turd from his garden, dried it out above his gas fire, and then varnished it, till is was nice and smooth and glossy.
Then he wrapped a ribbon around it and gave it to his girlfriend as a birthday present. Yes, she actually was pleased, she thought that it was the most thoughtful gift she had ever received.
One man in England broke the chain and got run over by a steamroller. Then an 18-wheeler also run him over, birds and cats *pooped* all over him, a flash of lightning set him on fire, and a sudden ice storm turned him into a popsicle. In the summer, as his corpse was rotting in the quiet suburban street, two teenage boys played with his decomposing remains while talking incoherently and laughing.
Don't let this happen to YOU!
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he was probably too fat and too stupid to run out of the way....
And then tourist flocked to view the image of Mother Theresa that appeared on his rotted forehead.....
err.. *not without my anus, Terence* ;)
yeh about as legal as George Michael in a public bathroom ;)
yeh MAIL IT!! ehemememe
What is this?? a friggin' Rubik's Cube??? :)
ehehe followed by the number 9 ehehe 69 eheh geddit? ehe hope so ;
Okay.. I'm bored with tis post... ;)
yeh fartcrackers.... pansies.. panty-waists.. salami-jockies...
yeh about as legal as George Michael in a public bathroom ;)
yeh MAIL IT!! ehemememe
What is this?? a friggin' Rubik's Cube??? :)
ehehe followed by the number 9 ehehe 69 eheh geddit? ehe hope so ;
Okay.. I'm bored with tis post... ;)
yeh fartcrackers.... pansies.. panty-waists.. salami-jockies...
Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote in article ...
^^^ ^^ eheh pubic huhmm
Pube Lick Bathroom? Anyway, damit, he has money and stuff - he could score with chyx!
Hamster
yeh uh uh maybe he doesn't want to uh uh uh wake me up before you go-go, cos I'm maybe planing on *going solo* uh uh