Big shot with a big peter!

Aug 31, 2003, 10:17 AM ET8 posts by 4 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

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Uncle MiltyAug 31, 2003, 10:17 AM ETalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

That's what people usually say about me. That I'm a "big shot with a big peter."

They mean it as an insult. But to me, it is a very high compliment. Speaking of my peter, it's out right now looking for female ass. I better let it find what it wants.

evadAug 31, 2003, 4:16 PM ET↩ Uncle Miltyalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

On 31 Aug 2003 14:17:21 GMT, [email] (Uncle Milty) wrote:

You should, like go see that Mr.Anderson guy. He's like got the line on all the hoes around here, heh, heh, heh, yeah, yeah, that rules!!!! Just don't let him try to give you one of his little boys though, he's a weirdo that way. Evad

Roy BattySep 3, 2003, 12:18 AM ET↩ Uncle Miltyalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"Uncle Milty" wrote in message news:[email]...

I've called my wiener a lot of things. But never peter. We'd have to consult Whamee on this but I think that if you asked a girl of she wanted to get to know your peter, she'd think you were talking about your brother or your dog or something.

I might be wrong assuming that when you say 'big peter' your talking about your schlong, but it's that sort of newsgroup. Anyway, good luck hunting that ass...

Thankyou, drive through...

Uncle MiltySep 4, 2003, 9:53 AM ET↩ Roy Battyalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

I would like Whamee to meet my peter. I think they would get along famously.

Bonus points if you can identify this quote: "I love you like I love my dick size"

Roy BattySep 4, 2003, 7:58 AM ET↩ Uncle Miltyalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"Uncle Milty" wrote in message news:[email]...

famously.

She hangs out down the library or something. I don't know if it's legal to expose your peter down the library...

Thankyou, drive through...

JeniSep 5, 2003, 1:44 PM ET↩ Roy Battyalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"Roy Batty" wrote in message news:...

LOL, I hate that library. Piss em off all you want, I don't care.

I DO know what a peter is. Famously, huh? Don't know about that but that sentence sounded totally gay...or British...

~Jeni

Roy BattySep 5, 2003, 1:14 PM ET↩ Jenialt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Ahem, our pop videos may have a lot of whining and ice cream vans but we're not all gay goddammit. Were about twenty years behind you with GAP, gay pride parades, same sex weddings and kd lang. Don't mention George Michael in reply to this, he's at least half Greek!

And we don't call our penis's peter*

Thankyou, drive through

*it's the 'John Thomas', as heard on Monty Pythons 'Penis Song' from 'The Meaning of Life'

Uncle MiltySep 6, 2003, 10:09 AM ET↩ Jenialt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Me daddy is a Brit. He licked me mama's clit.

All I did was shit. Me panties didn't fit.

Daddy was so mad, he spit. I smeared shit on mama's tit.