Under rights granted to me by Allison, the Queen of Buttland, and Michele La Wankstress, the Keeper of the Buttland Holidays, I, the Minister of Sport and CEO of the Buttland Olympic Team dicklare September 18th as a Buttland National Holiday.
If you're wondering why, then read this newsgroup on the 18th and find out! :)
Well, after a day of anticipation, here's why the 18th is a Buttland National Holiday:
September 18th is the birthday of the coolest chick on atvbnb, CherylAnn, the one and only who loveseverybody, in spite of buttmunching fartknocking, monkey-spanking felchers like Dan Gallie who try to kick her ass, only to find out that you don't tug on Superman's cape; you don't spit into the wind; you don't pull the mask on the Lone Ranger, and you don't mess with CherylAnn (or the Special Forces<tm> of atvbnb).
I urge each of you to wish CherylAnn a very special "Happy Birthday" and stuff. CherylAnn, who knows, maybe Patch, the official pooch of Buttland may plop birthday greetings on your doorstep!!!
Laytur, Paul Minister of Sport CEO, Buttland Olympic Organizing Committee
Valerie ------- "A hooker told me she'd do anything I wanted for fifty bucks. I said, 'paint my house.'" -- Henny Youngman ------- my SP page http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/1820/ the SP presentation page http://www.superior.net/~tmcguire/sp/present/present.html -------
YES! This kicks ass! Does this mean that, like, you're gonna pop out of a giant cake and show us your thingies? I heard it's, like, a state law down in Buttlanta.
Happy Birthday. Huh-huh-huh. You're old, and you still rule.