D'ya ever notice that when Europeans take a dump, they push their pants down to their knees, but when Americans take a dump, they push their pants right down to their ankles...
Hey Beavis, if you're American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?
Uh, I don't know, Butt-Head.
You're a-peein'!
Heh heh heh, that's cool!