Yeah... huhuh...

Aug 18, 2002, 6:32 PM ET12 posts by 6 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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CyberButt↩ Pros Mortieralt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

On Mon, 19 Aug 2002 08:41:43 GMT, "p r o s . m o r t i e r" wrote:

Um... no!

I had to get up this morning to take a whiz and I had to stand way back from the toilet.

CB

Pros Mortier↩ CyberButtalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"CyberButt" wrote in message news:[email]...

Yeah, right... That's what they errrm... always say... or something.

Or did you discover the mystery of morning wood??? But don't tell me... morning wood RULES!

CyberButt↩ Pros Mortieralt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

On Mon, 19 Aug 2002 13:48:54 GMT, "p r o s . m o r t i e r" wrote:

Yeah! And toilets!!

CB

****Why do they call it *taking* a dump and not *leaving* a dump? After all, you're not really taking it anywhere.***

King Turd↩ Pros Mortieralt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"p r o s . m o r t i e r" wrote in message news:aH689.73285$[email]...

I saw this show on the Discovery channel that said morning wood is caused by tiny flying chicks that sprinkle magic boner dust on dudes when they sleep. KT

Pros Mortier↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"King Turd" wrote in message news:nYs89.58$[email]...

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yEAh! ...magic boner dust... ehuhuh huh that woul be like... huhuh pretty cool. I think I'll stop by the "magic-boner-dust-maxi-mart" tonight! heheheh know what i'm sayin'?

BOIOIOIOIOIOINNNNG!

King Turd↩ Pros Mortieralt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"pros . m o r t i e r" wrote in message news:blu89.75121$[email]...

Cool, the maxi mart dude usually keeps it behind the counter, next to the "Wank" magazine and lemon scented condoms. KT