Mr. Anderson quotes

I know the gist of this one, so please correct me if I'm wrong:

"I took lead in Anzio, I was napalmed in Korea, and that philly in Paris (pay-ree) sure took a toll on my ticker!"

They need more Mr. Anderson !!!!!!!

"Darnet who keeps mess'in with my garbage can lids ... their not frisbees you know....OUCH! what the... must of been one of those low flyin buzzard hawks or somethin"

" That's it, get your worthless hides off my property"

Anderson RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryan PSUVM RCK108 "Mmm that's the point I was tryin to make Butthead"

Stuart rules! He Rules, RULES!

st: hey guys! Aer you up for Erkel and some chetter-corn? ... st: Wow! You mean I can hang out with you guys? ... st: Of -course- they LOVE me! -----------------

But even better: b:You mean the dinosaur had a car?? bh:Of course he did, assmunch! How do you think he got around? On a bike?

Mr. Anderson was GREAT last night!

"Hello?"

huh huh, he said "Buffcoat and Beaver", huh huh

--elana

All the boys are going to be here... Rod, Peter, Johnson... I even heard that good 'ol John Thomas is going to be here.

-JK

In a previous article, [email] (Christopher Hanna) says:

I think (I may be wrong) that Mr. Anderson says: "I took lead in Antioch..." If I remember right, Antioch was the site of a Civil War battle. That to me makes it funny...just how old Mr. Anderson is!!! :)

Steven Listemaa [email] [email]

Uhh, what about the episode where he's trying to order stuff from Butthead at Burger World:

MA: Where's ma order?! BH: Uh MA: I didn't order UHH

"Fries, pie, coffee?... Fries, pie, coffee???... Y'all got that in there????"

"Colonel Yamoto! As leader of the P.O.Ws, I *demand* tat you remove these bamboo shoot out from under muh finger nails, and take this bag o` rats off my head, for the *duration* of our *conversation*!!!" "Look! Anderson`s having a flashback!" That was cool. "You the ones that painted my cat`s butt?"

Where the hell is Anderson in the new episodes ? He really makes the show ! I think that they have caved in to pressure to tone down the satire !!

Not the exact quote, or something:

'You two aren't like that Beaver and Buffcoat....?'

Anderson is actually quoting South Carolina Senator Fritz Hollings who referred to B&B as 'Beaver and Buffcoat' during Senate hearings on violence and, uh, other stuff on television last year. The episode is where Beavis and Butt-Head 'disguise' themselves by wearing glasses and Anderson hires them to pour concrete in his new pool.

Sorry, but what I was trying to say was:

"What I wouldn't give for five minutes alone with those bastards who stole my mower."

In a previous article, [email] () says:

I think it was "Fries, pie, coffee!!! Pronto! Ya got me good buddy?"

I LOVE that part!!! :)

Steven Listemaa [email] [email]

Actually, it was, "Large fries, pie, large coffee, pronto!!!"

I agree that it is a good part, though.

Steve C.

[email] (Christopher Hanna) writes:

".. and that filly in Paris put an awful strain on my ticker, I tell you what!"

On your what? :)

Fred

"What are you guys doing over there, choking yer Chickens? Let's get to pruning"

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IN>> bamboo shoot out from under muh finger nails, and take this bag o` rats 
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IN>> flashback!" That was cool. "You the ones that painted my cat`s butt?"
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Huh huh. Huh huh huh.
Yeah. That was cool!

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"We could have fed 200 men in the time it's taken you ham and eggers just to take my order."

"Back in Bataan, we would have had you scrubbin' latrines."

"When the Grim Reaper comes a knockin', this van'll stop rockin'."