Buzzcut quotes

No way, asswipe! It's gotta be "SHUT UP OR I WILL KILL YOU! SHUT UP OR I WILL PHYSICALLY KILL YOU!!"

it doesn't get any better than this, dude.

tero thank you, drive through.

In article , [email] (Tero Juhani Karvinen) wrote:

Yeah, that's cool...

Dammit, Beavis, you stole mine! huh huh.

In [email] ([email]) writes:

and what about:

"WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, A PLAYFUL PAT ON THE BUTT???"

How about " Kick Me in the Jimmies! "...

[email] (Donald Anderson) writes:

Whoa! Buzzcut has two Jimmies?

Ben

How about "Why do you test my patience every single day???? I should just start kicking your ass right now!!!!!!!"

Or, from the same Drivers Ed epichoad, "What do you want -- a playful pat on the butt?" after BnB give him their permission slips or, "No one will think you're a pantywaist if you leave now -- but I'll give you a minute to get your pathetic weak lily-livered ass out of here!!!!!"

Then again, there is my all-timer from No Laughing: "....because this is Sex Education Week.... that's right, Sex Ed Week! We're gonna be talking about the penis! We're gonna be talking about the vagina!! Do you think that's funny Butt-head???? We're also gonna talk about the testicles???? Venereal disease! Sexual Intercourse! And we'll be definitely be spending a lot of time talking about masturbation!!!!!" That's definitely the killer of all time.

How about:

"Shut up or I will kill you! Shut up or I will physically kill you!"

how about "shut up! shut up or i will kill you. do you understand me? shut up, or i will physically KILL YOU!"

You guys forgot the best quote ever from "Rabies": "YOU STINK OF DEATH!!"

Mrs. Foo

In article kretzera%[email] (Amy

How about... (probably not quoted completely right)

(Holding nightstick) "Allright people! Now, I don't think there is any problem that you little monsters have that cannot be solved by a quick return to the days of CORPORAL PUNISHMENT!! But here to talk to you about your *feelings* is Dr. _" (can't remember her name)

That's from 'They're coming to take me away, huh huh'.

And also, who can forget the infamous sex-ed speech?!