I Never Thought I'd Be the One Telling You This...I Actually Read a Piece of E-Mail & I'm Going to Europe on the Proceeds!

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I don't want to go to Europe! They all piss in the streets and don't speak English!

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Bet you're really proud of that one. Fartknocker.

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What about all the people telling you to fork off?

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Didn't you know? Venice smells. Hope you drown.

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At least you're giving me the opportunuty to build up my spam filter, buttmunch.

Now go away. We're like closed or something.

Martin

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Martin dear... sorry to say, but Europeeans are going to get pretty pissed when they read this! ( no pun intended!)

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I am European! I can say what I like.

Besides, here in jolly old Blighty there are plenty of people who piss in the streets and don't speak English. We call them Geordies.

Martin

In article , Martin Lowe <mjlowe@nos pamkyouverymuch.dial.pipex.com> writes

ROTFLMAO! That's pretty funny y'know.

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Hey... he's right! Especially in France --- goddamn Frogs