King Turd's nightmare

... so, KT finds himself alone in an examining room at the doctor's office. Only, he seems to be strapped to a gurney, and he has his pants down around his ankles. WTH? Then suddenly, the door opens and the doctor comes in. She's wearing a white coat, and she smiles pleasantly and says, "Well now Mr. Turd, are we all ready to start the procedure?" And then, she reaches into a drawer, and pulls out a big carving knife, and as she turns back to face the patient, he notices that her face looks a lot like Beavis, and her voice sounds kind of like Beavis, and suddenly there's this diabolical look in her eyes and she says, "Now this won't hurt a bit, or something. Mehehehe"...

OW!!! MY LIVER!!!

"CyberButt" wrote in message news:[email]...

Dammit, bunghole, I'm already all scared about someone with sharp medical equipment messing around with my nads, now I'm all freaked out. I guess its a good thing they're giving me good drugs, otherwise I'd probably run out screaming with my pants around my ankles. That would be the first time I've done that from a nad doctors office. Usually it's Wal-Mart.

I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!!!

I NEED TEE PEE FOR MY BUNGHOLE!!!

MY PEOPLE, THEY ARE WITHOUT BUNGHOLES!!!

On Tue, 6 Jan 2009 08:27:49 -0800 (PST), [email] wrote:

BEAVIS, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!? PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE! NOW!!!

"CyberButt" wrote in message news:[email]...

So, Beavis slices me to shreds in this nightmare, and only gets a visit to the principal's office? I guess that'd be about right.....

On Wed, 07 Jan 2009 01:00:30 +0100, King Turd wrote:

Eeeuuuhuhuh... sorry? Did you say you're sorry? Eeeuuuhuhuh, well, I guess punishment isn't the answer here... Eeeuuuhuhuh... have some candy.... Eeeuuuhuhuh....

mheh mhyeah... these nightmarriages are pretty cool...

On Wed, 07 Jan 2009 02:06:49 +0100, aghasee wrote:

Oh yeah... hey, sorry about that post KT. Seriously, best wishes for Friday, hope it all goes smoothly. Lemme know if you have any of those drugs left over.

CB

Good luck, KingTurd.

Everything will be ok, the voices told me.

Here is a medical video where a team of surgeons explain the procedure:

wrote in message news:[email]...

Holy crap that was funny! Butt, I hope your voices are right this time, not like that time they told you to do that thing with the Hannah Montana doll in the toy isle at Wal-Mart. Apparently they sometimes don't know what might be considered "just wrong".

On Wed, 7 Jan 2009 09:46:20 -0800 (PST), [email] wrote:

That kicked more ass than I ever knew a video could kick!!!