favorite beavis quote, favorite butthead quote

beavis: "that went beyond the limits of good taste."

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butthead: "i like things that are cool."

anybody else?

bob vesterman.

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"those guys are gonna sandwich that chick."

butthead: 'his chest is no picnic either'

(After watching about a minute of "Plush" by Stone Temple Pilots)

Beavis: Hey, wait. This isn't Pearl Jam. Butthead (with a long look): It's good to see you thinkin', Beavis.

In [email] writes:

(while watching a Bon Jovi video)
Beavis: "Remember when these guys were cool."
Butthead: "Uh, No."
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BH: If I had boobs like that I'd never leave the house. B: Yeah, If I had boobs like that, I'd get a mirror and look at my boobs all day. (B&BH criticizing Army Of Lovers "Crucified")

In writes:

"Death by...death by...Let's saw off his tweeter!!!"

Wonko the Sane

Butthead: "hehheh, hey Beavis, mine has more bumps..."

"Do you have early morning wood? Uh huh huh."

[email] wrote:

and I think the next line was: (BH) "Sometimes I get morning wood in the last afternoon."

And another of my faves: (BH) "Irish Spring, a manly soap yes, but Beavis likes it too!" (B) "Shut up Butt-hole!"

"If Tiffany and Debbie Gibson got into a fight, who d'ya think would win?" "Debbie Gibson would kick Tiffany's butt."

BH: "One chick, from L7, could kick all their asses combined."

"Huh-uh-huh, Saw off his tweeter."

J Paul

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This is a paraphrase and probably not a very good one:

"Who do you think would win if Criss and Cross got in a fight?" "I don't know but they would both kick Axel's ass." rob

Butthead: "So let it be done!"

How about "Sometimes I get morning wood in the late afternoon."

--Dave

In article

Drums,Guitars and Death...they finally got it right.

[email] wrote:

Beavis: I wish I had boobs like that!

Butthead: If I had boobs like that, I'd never leave home.

In [email] (Daniel East) writes:

What I want to know is WHO WAS THAT CHICK in that Army of Lovers "Crucified" video? SHE'S GORGEOUS! I MEAN it! She's the hottest babe I've seen in a LONG TIME! :)

uh huh huh uh huh uh huh......excuse me, Beavis, I have to go spank my monkey now.

Dunno, but her buddies in that video make me SICK!

Butthead: What's wrong with his face?

Her artist name is 'La Camilla' I think... She's not in Army of Lovers no more though...

Butthead: "Spank your own monkey all that you want, but keep your hands off of mine!..."

Patrick.

After trying on jock-straps, they come out of the dressing room and the size small straps are still much too big..... Butthead: uh huh huh huh uh, I'm no Don Johnson, ya know, huh huh huh.

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"Uhhh...huh, huh...yeah, like, Eddie Vedder dyed his hair red! Huh! Huh!"

BH: With YEAOOOOUU (why do British singers sing so wimpy?)

(while watching a video featuring two dudes with long blonde hair)

BH: "Hey Beavis, these chicks look like guys!"

In article [email] (Tony Dziepak) writes:

Isn't it so that A-HA wasn't British but something like Norweigian? Okay, call me wuss (how's that spelled?) for knowing things like this. But then again if I'm wrong call me cool.

Diarrhea: "...but Beavis and Butt-Head are complete imbeciles!" Beavis: "Yeah, she's right."

"Come to Butthead"

"No problem, dude. Do you want cash, or should we just go spank the monkey again?"

(I realize that's 2 quotes from Butthead, but I can't think of anything good from Beavis, other than FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!)

In article you write:

Sure Dude... How 'bout: "..if my dog was as ugly as me, I'd shave his butt and teach him walk backwards..."

Or I also got a kick out of: "We're like sick or something!" after the nurse at the emergency asked them how she could help them.

   Or the "No Future" army commercial in the episode "Be all you can be":
   "..we kill more people before 7 a.m. than other countries do all day..."

   BTW, you guys back stateside just missed a cool MTV weekend dedicated to
   B&B. It didn't even suck. I was watchin for hours... Way cool! They just
   needed more explosions.
   (Smoke's cool!)  (Fire's cool!)

Tino.

I don't like things that are not cool...

I'd have to say: (Butt-head): "YES! Drums, guitars, and death! They finally got it right!" (Beavis): "Yeah, now all they need is FIRE, FIRE, FIRE!"

I'd like to add...

BH: YES! Chicks and chains, it's about time.

In article [email] () writes:

      BTW, you guys back stateside just missed a cool MTV weekend dedicated to
      B&B. It didn't even suck. I was watchin for hours... Way cool! They just
      needed more explosions.
      (Smoke's cool!)  (Fire's cool!)

Diarrhea, cha cha chaa, Diarrhea, cha cha chaa...

During Saturday & Sunday a total of 18 hours of B&Bh came out. On Sunday evening after yet another three hours of continuous B&Bh I noticed, that I'm laughing _with_ them not _at_ them.

By the way, one of my favourite B&Bh lines: They are watching Been Caught Stealing from Jane's Addiction. When the "transformer" hides a pineapple between her legs, Butt-Head says: It comes out sliced.

Olli R.

"Yeah, we don't have time for a yeast infection either."

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Beavis: "Beaviiiiiiiiiis Las Vegas!" Butthead: "Wait a minute... what's this... this SUCKS!"

Duh Duh Duhhh Duh Duh Dudah Duh Duh Duhhh Duh Dudah

                               ...Uhhhhhuhuhuhuh that was cool.
                               "Smoke on the Water" by B & BH

(watching Bee Gees video)

These guys are cool.