Best Beavis line... ever!

BH: Ehhhhh..... B: Yeah, yeah! Ehhhhh....

How about

Buzzcut: You're covered in crap! B: That was last week, this is blood sir.

-> I kinda like the STTNG dream, where Butthead(as Captain Picard..huh h -> "hard") says to Beavis(as William Hiker or something);

Thats William Riker, Buttmunch!

"Damnit, Damnit, Sonofabitch!"

Does not your scrotem also need kicking?

In [email] (David Paul) writes:

Hoe about when he did the Andy Rooney impression to the music of "Funk That".

"Question: Why is it that when you pick your nose, it's full again later? Funk that!"

In article [email] "Arnold Arce" writes:

My favourite bit is where Beavis is getting judged outside the Pearly Gates and is getting annoyed by St. Peter's attitude.

"What do you know, asswipe?"

"I know everything, buttmunch."

It's just the idea of St. Peter getting dragged down to their level, I guess.

Well, aside from the *entire* Cornholio ep, my favourite Beavis line is from their review of the nin video "March of the Pigs" when Beavis says "I went into a store once, and asked for some shiny pants.... they kicked my ass outta there" and also the following BH"Uh...I think you just get regular pants and like, have 'em shined" B"But I do shine my pants" BH"Dude, you said douche" B"Oh...heh heh..yeah...heh...I doshine my pants"

BTW a friend of mine was in the studio w/ nin when that aired the first time and he said Trent Reznor thought it was the funniest fucking thing he'd ever seen in his life. When Butthead farted at the end, evidently, Trent like almost fell out of his chair and was laughing so hard he could hardly breathe.

Heh

Mistress Lily

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[email] (Fred Ochs) writes:

A reporter asks Butthead about Howard Stern in Lightening Strikes. LS is quite funny.

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