Pimp My Nutsack

Jun 18, 2006, 6:40 PM ET9 posts by 5 posters

9 posts

King TurdJun 18, 2006, 6:40 PM ET

I was thinking about presenting a pilot of a show to eMpTyV where dudes who don't score could get their nutsacks custom painted and have cool mini-stereos installed to try to get chicks...any takers?

CyberButtJun 19, 2006, 6:49 PM ET↩ King Turd

On Sun, 18 Jun 2006 18:40:48 -0400, "King Turd" wrote:

Yeah, sounds good! I'm in. Can I also get neon lights installed under my nads???

King TurdJun 19, 2006, 7:33 PM ET↩ CyberButt

Only if you sign a waiver or something to have a photo of your NeonNads (tm) posted to atvbnb.

CyberButtJun 19, 2006, 9:02 PM ET↩ King Turd

On Mon, 19 Jun 2006 19:33:58 -0400, "King Turd" wrote:

Hold on, let me run that by my lawyer, Joe Adler....

Yup, he says it's ok.

Carl MorrisJun 20, 2006, 10:36 AM ET↩ King Turd

Whoa, if wonder if you could get a chick to let you do it "fast and furious"?

King TurdJun 19, 2006, 7:56 PM ET↩ King Turd

I dunno, that might get complicated. like, how would you decide which one to pee from? Flip a coin? Or what about scoring, a chick might not be into 2 shlongs, unless you were lucky enought to meet a porn chick or something...which I haven't been so far. "Abraham Simpson" wrote in message news:[email]...

CheezNapkinJun 20, 2006, 9:44 PM ET↩ King Turd

You know what'd I do? I'd get a tattoo on my nads of like, nads, with a nad-shaped tattoo on it. Heheh, that'd be cool.

Gary M.Jun 21, 2006, 9:33 AM ET↩ CheezNapkin

meheheh....that idea rules! Your name rules too, imo! :-D

"CheezNapkin" hahahaha

King TurdJun 23, 2006, 12:55 PM ET↩ Gary M.

You know those fake nutsacks that some dillholes will hang under their jacked up redneck trucks? I'm getting a small gold and diamond nutsack to hang from my nutsack. The ultimate nutsack accessory.

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