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King TurdFeb 23, 2003, 2:33 PM ETalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Its obvious that you people need to learn basic life saving techniques, as well as the code of the sea.

aghaseeFeb 23, 2003, 3:19 PM ET↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"King Turd" wrote in message news:Xc96a.52292$[email]...

Yeah, like, marines like KT can stand anything! Come to Agha... Uh huhuhh!

King TurdFeb 23, 2003, 3:43 PM ET↩ aghaseealt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"agha see" wrote in message news:K1a6a.71321$[email]...

as

Yeah. Today, I'm going to each you about basic water safety, IS THAT CLEAR?! Lesson 1. The Doggy Paddle. Utilize your body's natural tendency to float. FLOAT, DAMMIT! AGHA SEA! YOU WILL DEMONSTRATE YOUR MASTERY OF FLOATING, IS THAT CLEAR?!

JENI, PLEASE COMMANDEER MY CLIPBOARD!

Wait...I thought you were a dude...I'm not gonna come to some dude....unless youre a chick.....which would mean you weren't a dude...then I would come....mhehehe...come....

Gary M.Feb 23, 2003, 4:10 PM ET↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Hahahahahaa....LMAO....King Turd is like all confused or something. eheejjeje ;-D

chaosFeb 23, 2003, 6:07 PM ET↩ Gary M.alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

ARGY, ARE YOU NOT ALL CONCERNED ABOUT THE WELL-BEING OF YOUR NG COMPANION KING TURD?!

King TurdFeb 23, 2003, 6:29 PM ET↩ chaosalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

wrote in message news:jvc6a.3766$[email]...

dude...then

YEAH! DAMMIT, ARGY, I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR EYES OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS AND STICK THEM UP YOUR BUTT IF YOU DONT PAY ATTENTION! DO YOU FIND THIS AMUSING, ARGY?

CyberButtFeb 24, 2003, 10:12 AM ET↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

On Sun, 23 Feb 2003 18:29:07 -0500, "King Turd" wrote:

I think he's starting to like us.

Gary M.Feb 24, 2003, 1:57 PM ET↩ CyberButtalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

bite me cyberbutt! emeehhe!

King TurdFeb 24, 2003, 6:38 PM ET↩ Gary M.alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

COMPANION

STICK

DAMMIT, ARGY, I DO THE ASS KICKING AROUND HERE! NOW FOR TODAY'S LESSON, YOURE GONNA WASH MY WAGONEER! YOU HAVE PUSHED ME TO THE LIMIT! YOURE NOT GETTING OUT OF IT THIS TIME!

Gary M.Feb 28, 2003, 10:27 AM ET↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

hahahha NOWAY FARTKNOCKER..... Wagoneer's are so gay! :-O

Ummmm....I painted my work van on Monday (for real)...does that count?

:-P

Hung DongFeb 28, 2003, 5:42 PM ET↩ Gary M.alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"Argy" wrote in message news:[email]...

ME TO

schlong

heh m heh, that ruled.

King TurdMar 1, 2003, 7:39 AM ET↩ Gary M.alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"Argy" wrote in message news:[email]...

ME TO

Uhh, sort of, cause you probably had to wash it before you painted it...or did you just paint over the dirt and spilled nacho cheese on the door?

Gary M.Feb 24, 2003, 1:56 PM ET↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

ARRRRGGGHHHHHH(y)! mehehheheheh ;)

Gary M.Feb 24, 2003, 1:54 PM ET↩ chaosalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

[email] wrote:

hell no! ehehheheh

King TurdFeb 24, 2003, 6:46 PM ET↩ Gary M.alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"Argy" wrote in message news:[email]...

dude...then

COMPANION

DAMMIT, ARGY, DO YOU NOT GIVE A RATS ASS ABOUT YOUR NG COMPANION??! *sniff* DAMMIT ARGY, YOURE COVERED IN CRAP!! I ORDER YOU TO FOLLOW CYBERBUTT, AND HIS SO-CALLED POSITIVE ACTING TEENS, THE HELL OUT OF HERE, NOW! YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS!

Gary M.Feb 28, 2003, 10:28 AM ET↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Sadly, I had to give up that rat's ass fetish after I got caught.

Ok.....I'll make some killer nachos tonight then. eeheh

Ummmm whoez Cyberbutt?email me

King TurdMar 1, 2003, 8:01 AM ET↩ Gary M.alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

See, I told you that you shoulden't do that at the Pizza Hut.

LOL, good one! I thought it was the flys, and crap, that made it better though, I should have saved the recipe that was posted, dammit.

Whamee319Mar 2, 2003, 6:52 AM ET↩ Gary M.alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!

......

Wait, they got you too?

~Jeni

GIRLS WHO MAKE PASSES AT BOYS WHO WEAR DRESSES

Whamee319Feb 24, 2003, 5:39 AM ET↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

We're going to learn Doggy Style?

Aye, aye, Captain. Commandeering....now!

Uh huh huh. You wanted to do it Doggy Style with a dude, dude. Run Agha!

~Jeni

GIRLS WHO MAKE PASSES AT BOYS WHO WEAR DRESSES

aghaseeFeb 24, 2003, 7:21 AM ET↩ Whamee319alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"Whamee319" wrote in message news:[email]...

dude...then

Like, I made a mistake or something. KT is a dude!

DON'T COME TO AGHA!!! ... I'll kick you in yer bonbons if you do... ...bOnbOns...

King TurdFeb 24, 2003, 6:57 PM ET↩ aghaseealt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"agha see" wrote in message news:g7o6a.72281$[email]...

Agha!

*Are you threatening me?* I'll kick you in the chandeliers if you -try- to come near me... hehe...bonbons...

CyberButtFeb 24, 2003, 10:19 AM ET↩ Whamee319alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

On 24 Feb 2003 10:39:10 GMT, [email] (Whamee319) wrote:

Number one, I order you to take a number two!!!

King TurdFeb 24, 2003, 6:57 PM ET↩ CyberButtalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"CyberButt" wrote in message news:[email]...

I order her to undress and show us her thingies.

CyberButtFeb 25, 2003, 9:12 AM ET↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

On Mon, 24 Feb 2003 18:57:40 -0500, "King Turd" wrote:

Yeah, yeah, YEAH!!!!!    That will RULE!!!!!!!!!

King TurdFeb 24, 2003, 6:52 PM ET↩ Whamee319alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"Whamee319" wrote in message news:[email]...

Yep. I'm takin' ya to skool. Lesson 2 is King Turd style, baby.

Woah! Since that worked... JENI, I ORDER YOU TO UNDRESS AND SHOW US YOUR THINGIES!

dude...then

No way! Classic bullshit laced with a bunch of crap.

CyberButtFeb 24, 2003, 10:11 AM ET↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

On Sun, 23 Feb 2003 15:43:43 -0500, "King Turd" wrote:

I can't take my eyes off this chick's butt, sir.

King TurdFeb 24, 2003, 6:58 PM ET↩ CyberButtalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"CyberButt" wrote in message news:[email]...

techniques,

float.

I"M GOING TO TAKE YOUR EYES OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS, AND STICK THEM UP YOUR BUTT IF YOU DONT LISTEN UP!

Whamee319Feb 25, 2003, 6:27 AM ET↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Since I'm the one holding KT's clipboard does that make me the Number 2? I want to yell. IT'S LIKE, UH, DAMMIT, ARGY, YOU GOD DAMN PANTY WASTE, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS INTO NEXT TUESDAY! WHOSE HOLDING THE CLIPBOARD HERE? YOU SHOW ME SOME RESPECT OR I'LL CAVE YOUR NADS IN! (Whoa, that was cool) CYBERBUTT IF YOU DON'T STOP STARING AT MY BUTT I'M GONNA STICK MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR FUCKING ASS THAT YOU'LL BE WEARING YOURSELF AS A HAT!! YOU'VE BEEN A VERY NAUGHTY BOY. GO TO MY ROOM. (Meheheheheh, naughty)

~Jeni

GIRLS WHO MAKE PASSES AT BOYS WHO WEAR DRESSES

Hung DongFeb 25, 2003, 8:38 AM ET↩ Whamee319alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"Whamee319" wrote in message news:[email]...

I

GONNA

SHOW ME

IF

TYPING IN ALL CA.... I MEAN SCREAMING RULES! AAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!

King TurdFeb 25, 2003, 4:55 PM ET↩ Hung Dongalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Woah..that was like, a stress reliever...

King TurdFeb 25, 2003, 4:54 PM ET↩ Whamee319alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"Whamee319" wrote in message news:[email]...

I

GONNA

SHOW ME

IF

DAMMIT, JENI, *I* DO THE ASS KICKING AROUND HERE! But, I'll be happy to go to your room.

Whamee319Feb 26, 2003, 8:05 AM ET↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Are you threatening me? Maybe I outta kick your ass.

If you wanna go to my room you have to be willing to go through with a little ass kicking every now and then. Besides I wasn't talking to you. I thought it was against the fart, er, frater-nication rules for you to see the clipboard holder's room. Unless that's what *clipboard holder* means.

~Jeni

GIRLS WHO MAKE PASSES AT BOYS WHO WEAR DRESSES

King TurdMar 1, 2003, 8:11 AM ET↩ Whamee319alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

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little

thought it

clipboard

Like, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, if it means I get to go to your room, then I guess I'll have to get my ass kicked. Besides, rules suck, I can farttranize any time I damn well please.

Whamee319Mar 2, 2003, 6:54 AM ET↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Uh, if you fart in my bedroom you get kicked out!

~Jeni

GIRLS WHO MAKE PASSES AT BOYS WHO WEAR DRESSES

King TurdMar 3, 2003, 5:09 PM ET↩ Whamee319alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"Whamee319" wrote in message news:[email]...

So I guess that means if I don't fart, I go to your room? I wrote 'come to your room' first, but changed it.... I shoulden't edit myself. I should go with my anger. Want to hear about what I'm feeling?

Gary M.Feb 28, 2003, 10:28 AM ET↩ Whamee319alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Whoa! That ruled! Uhhhh, did I just score? eheheh I love it when chicks get mad at me......because later, when they're all forgiving ant stuff, they want me. huhhuhuhh

Yeah CYBERBUTT!!!! YOU SUCK! (butt darnit, you get to go to her room) mehehehehh