Funniest Episode ever

Jan 28, 199715 posts by 13 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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On Sun, 26 Jan 1997, Aidan Mark wrote:

The best is pregnant pause! When beavis thought he was pregnant!

would you like to see my bunghole katie

i think that the funniest episodes were the halloween episode and the episode were they make there own cartoon in mr vandresins class. matt

"hehehehehehe i need rolios for my bunghole"

My Favorite episodes were the one where beavis went and got glasses and stated in the first message and when they went to go buy the non-alchoholic beer and they thought they were drunk. Butt-Bowl IV ruled also....

Jon, Idaho

Funnest Episodes, uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh......that's a hard decision Beavus.. heh, heh, heh, hmmmmmm....."hard"....

Anyway, I can't think of one favorite that is absolutely the best. But there are several that rule. In no perticular order..........

1) "Held Back" This is the one where Principle McVicker decides to get rid of B-n-B by busting them down a grade. B-n-B aren't even smart enough for the 8th grade so they get sent down another grade and so on ending up in kindergarden. Classic lines: "uuuuuuuh, so what grade would that put us in?" "This desk is giving me a stiffy" and "I haven't even got room for a stiffy" "uuuuuuuh, two squared or something...?"

2) "Buenos Dias Class" This one starts off in Spanish class with the teacher asking "Quen es Juan?" while holding up a drawing that says "Juan es alto" Natually Butthead says "uuuuuuuuuh, Burritos?"

3) I forgot the title, but episode where Butthead goes to the Dentist and Beavus gets glasses. When they go back to school the next day the subject in Mr. Buzzcuts' class is "Sexual Intercourse" He tries to get Butthead to say it but Butthead can't since he has his mouth wired shut with braces.

Those are my favorites.

Mark

I don't know about best episode, but my favorate scene ever is from "Teen Talk" when Beavis suddenly realizes that they're never gonna score and has a fit yelling "Uhh, danmit, this sucks! We're never gonna score! We're gonna be all old and have likecars and jobs and stuff but we still never gonna score!" leaves tears in my eyes whenever I see it...

This has some of my favorite quotes:

Beavis: "What? What? Try talking out of your mouth instead of your butt!"

My favorite pick-up line from Butthead: (in the dentist waiting room): "Hey baby, got any cavities?"

What about that episode where Beavis stopps taking Buttheads crap, tells him to shut up, kicks him in the nads and says "Now get me some nachos!"

Bill M 8)- | "You can take my head and cut it off, [email] | but you ain't gonna change my mind." -Alice Cooper

In article , Bill Montbleau writes

Butthead: "I want every part of me to be touching every part of you. especially your thingies" - from the B-side of the LL Cool J single "Ain't Nobody"

That ruled. I wish he'd do it again.

Ned

In article ,

What about Dream on, dreamer? Beavis & Butthead miss school 'cos they're asleep and they dream about stuff. In one dream Beavis is a bald martial arts expert, and he says "Yes Master. But does Fire not need Water too? Heh. And does the Mountain not need the Storm? And does your scrotum not need kicking?" or something like that. It rules

The Great Nedholio

In article , Ned Potter wrote:

Yes!! YES!!! That one kicks so much ass!! Except that I sometimes wear glasses & every time I put them on, I feel like I look like Beavis did. It was funny the way his eyes were all swirling around behind the lenses. Also the way he walked into walls. Cheers, Stella F. P.S. My fiance's pet name for me is "Beavis". Should I be concerned that I remind him of nothing so much as a funny-looking, not-too-bright, MALE cartoon character? P.P.S. Oh well, at least I score sometimes.

"I've tripped in places you don't even know exist." ~Eric Bogosian

In article , Stella

Give the assmunch a kick in the nads. It RULES when Beavis fights back against the Butt-Headist oppressor. Then make him, like, go out and buy you some nachos cos, uh, you'll need something to keep your mind occupied until his wiener gets its morning wood back.

Uh, wait a minute. Are you sure he's calling you Beavis and not Beaver? Uh huhuhuh huhuhuh.

Paul (http://www.slippy.demon.co.uk)

In article , Paul Gardner wrote:

Hehehehmhehemheh. Actually, I'm not sure...that would make more sense....hmmm....huh huh....BEAVERS....

"I've tripped in places you don't even know exist." ~Eric Bogosian

Teen Talk is the best epichoad ever. It rules! They almost get to score. Those chicks were so horny who asked BnB to step behind the risers were so horny that they made out with the old dudes who were part of the show.

And the animation was excellent as usual. Cassandra was there and that chick who is always half-asleep and has a dress that leaves her shoulder bare.

"No Laughing" is a great runner up. The boys show their amazing aptitude for language. They nearly die when they can't laugh.

"Hey Baby, got any cavities?" is a great Butthead line.