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You Know You Watch Too Much Beavis 'N' Butt-Head When:

I was with my girlfriend looking for sympathy due to a sore nose from a cold I was just getting over. Her response (in a somewhat sarcastic tone) was,

"Awwww, your poor nose."

To which I responded,

"Huh, huhuh, huh, you said 'porno,' huh, huhuh, huh."

Lucky for me, she's a pretty cool chick who likes BnB, and I still got lucky that night. Now I'm in trouble 'cause she reads this group from time to time. But, huh, huhuh, huh, I scored, huh, huh, huhuh, huh.

I *knew* this would happen sooner or later! ;-) :

I wind up at this Mexican take-out restaurant, I'm at the counter and the girl behind(heh heh m) the counter asks me: "What would you like?" I could not resist!!!!

Ok, everybody, in chorus; "I'D LIKE 2 TACOS, PLLLLEEEEASE!! AND A SMALL ORDER OF FRIIIIESS..TO GOOOO!" :-D

Then she just asks(with a straight face) "Would you like Beef or Chicken?"

Yours Truly: "Huh huh, you said 'Beef'."

Well, I got the Beef Taco and then I ate it. heh heh, "it"

Honest, true story.

Alex

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You should've told her you felt like an ass. Some boobs would've been nice too.