Technical Report: August 26, 2008: Extremely Critical Global Type D-14

Aug 26, 2008, 2:01 PM ET15 posts by 4 posters
15 posts
Atbnb Imbecile

Palo Alto, CA: Researchers have discovered an unpatchable hardware bug in all modern computer Central Processing Units. The bug directly affects the built-in calendar functions. As a result, the month of February, 2009, will have 33 days.

CyberButtAtbnb Imbecile

On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 11:01:59 -0700 (PDT), [email] wrote:

Huh. There is so much you can learn from reading this newsgroup.

On a completely different subject, have you noticed how frog baseball has been awfully quiet since Whamee brought up that idea of a roshambo challenge.

Whamee319CyberButt

I thought learning sucks? That's what I heard once.

You think so too? I thought I was just being paranoid. Don't be scared, Froggie, I can't kick very hard. Besides, I like the idea of the demolition derby with army tank trucks better anyway.

CyberButtWhamee319

On Fri, 29 Aug 2008 11:07:00 -0400, frog baseball wrote:

Well DUH, who woodn't?

Haven't you seen this picture of her? She's totally hot:

http://www.toys-central.co.uk/hennightshop/images/p102-flashing-boobs.jpg
Atbnb ImbecileCyberButt

Finally, something good from the land of lipstick wearing whining wussies!

Whamee319Atbnb Imbecile

Wow, so much to read, so little time.

First thingies first. You guys have stumped me with this one. RAWHOB? I'm having quite a lot of fun guessing, but what does this actually mean?

Thank you, just for that I'll do the demolition derby nekkid.

Ah, come on, I knew it all the time. The almighty Whamee knows all. You ALL love me, don't you? Huh? Huh? Don't you?

You know, FB, that's very big of you, meheh. We'll let you be best man at our wedding if we don't decide just to shack up instead.

Yes, butt chicks are into gay guys. If you want to get into a chicks pants you gotta get into a guy's pants first, then the chicks'll be all over you. Trust me on this one.

No way, that's not me. I have dark hair. That's just like some other girls face on my body.

Was it one of those fancy bathrooms where there's a guy to do everything for you?

Gary M.Whamee319

[email] wrote:

Running Away With Hands Over Butt! ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

  :-P
Whamee319Gary M.

Oooohhhhh. Thanks for clearing that up. Google turned up nothing on that.

Atbnb ImbecileWhamee319

Yeh yeh me too, I like chicks, yeh yeh mheh heh heh send over 2 dozen. Except that incident this morning where I went into the bathroom and some dude grabbed my weener. Why does that happen.

Whamee319CyberButt

I thought learning sucks? That's what I heard once.

You think so too? I thought I was just being paranoid. Don't be scared, Froggie, I can't kick very hard. Besides, I like the idea of the demolition derby with army tank trucks better anyway.

Whamee319Whamee319

Whoa, it's like, deja vu.

Whoa, it's like, deja vu.

I hate it when the posting goes buggy.

Gary M.CyberButt

Don't try to change the subject there, eskimo-boy. ;) Actually FroG Baseball became quiet after you said:

FB has already RAWHOB!!! eheheh

Gary M.Atbnb Imbecile

[email] wrote:

meheheh I laughed ant laughed when I read that. hahahaha

Luckily, your email notice gives CB a good 6 months to RAWHOB from FB. ;-D