Beavis and Butt-head

Beavis and Butt-head. They are cool. I love them. Beavis is cool. His nose rules. His teeth rule. Butt-head is stupid. Butt-head is cool. Cool is stupid. Smart is dumb. Huh, huh, huh. Goodbye until later.

errrrrrrrrrrrrrr.. why isn't this post about busty neighbours or something.

"DIABOLIC" <d i a b o l i c @ u s a . c o m> wrote in message news:...

Oh yeh, busty neighbours rule! This one time there was this busty neighbour, she had like four boobs, I went over there and was like talking to her and stuff, then that old farmer dude drove up on his tractor and yelled "GET THE HELL OUT OF MY FIELD". Dammit.

Was that near the nuclear plant? I went swimming there once and my turds were oragne for a week, and I had blisters on my nads. I went fishing there the same day and caught a fish, it had three eyes. I think Abe saw it. He named it Blinky.

"Abraham Simpson" wrote in message news:[email]...

Mojo the helper monkey? It wasn't radioactive, it was just drunk and lazy. I once had a glow-in-the-dark condom. That would sort of be a radioactive monkey?

"Abraham Simpson" wrote in message news:[email]...

Nope, while I'm no novice to monkey spanking, a spanked monkey wouldn't need the rubber. I scored. You haven't scored since 1910. Youre old. Are you going to die soon? Do you have a will? Need some help with some chores?

Abe, you havent scored in so long that you forgot the biological facts as laid down by the 5 year old co-star of some lame movie that the Governor of Calor-fornia, Ahhnold, acted in... "Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina." This simple fact, while probably long forgotten by your old non-scoring ass, makes your above statement look as ridiculous as your shrivled up nutsack. Oh, and I'm hawking the Ron Germy dvd's on alt.porn.bought.with.abes.stolen.card, and making a killing. And I ain't giving you crap. Well, maybe I will send you a crap. Whats your address again? Springfield cemetary?