Fire rules!

Oct 29, 2007, 7:17 AM ET13 posts by 4 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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Whamee319alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Several days ago my niece had gas so my sister and I, being the dedicated and responsibull aunts we are, were trying to get her to light her farts on fire. It never worked, butt playing with fire is cool.

Come to think about it, that was around the time all the fires started in San Diego...

Um, like, if anyone questions you about this later you *never read this,* got it? Leave the lighting of the farts on fire to the professionals, that's what I always say.

Meh heh, but fire IS cool. And I'm not just saying that cause I'm a pyromaniac, either.

Whamee319↩ Claude V. Lucasalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Sorry, all I got was "This video has been removed due to terms of use violation." But I never thought to capture the precious moment on film, let alone post it on YouTube.

Sometimes I think I'm not getting the most out of life.

Whamee319↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Dammit! I really am wasting my life away! That wasn't me.

I'm not even talented enough to light my nieces fart on fire. I think I need to, like, train my thingies to do tricks just to prove I'm not a waste of bum wipe.

King Turd↩ Whamee319alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

wrote in message news:[email]...

I'd be happy to ass-sist in the training of your thingies. I'm sure I could at least teach them to stand at attention, probably in one lesson.

Claude V. Lucas↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

In article ,

This chick trained her thingies to help recycle beer cans.

http://www.liveactionhero.com/franco/breastcrush.gif

She may be one of the coolest chicks ever.

Whamee319↩ Claude V. Lucasalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Damn! Now, see, I've never thought to do something cool with them like that...although I wanted to see the beer come shooting out of the can in a pretty water display, but I guess we can't get everything we want. Plus it's like, sacriligious to waste beer like that so I guess it's all good.

I'm off to start training.

Whamee319↩ Claude V. Lucasalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Damn! Now, see, I've never thought to do something cool with them like that...although I wanted to see the beer come shooting out of the can in a pretty water display, but I guess we can't get everything we want. Plus it's like, sacriligious to waste beer like that so I guess it's all good.

I'm off to start training.