tesstickle # gonad.org.au@2:248/4002.99 wrote:
Hi tesstickle # gonad.org.au,
Erm, could you please, like, SHOUT UP?
Why do you want he's gay? Do you want to score with him? Even if Beavis were the gayest dude of the world or something, he wouldn't do it with you fartknocker.
hi, and my name is Joerki
Try to score with Mr. Belvedere, or visit some yoga guru and learn how to self-suck your wiener.
Bye, Joerki
Joerg Schlegel ([address]) wrote:
Whoa! Uhhh oohhhh eemmm wait a minute... wait a damn minute...
That reminds me of a joke..
Uhhh like why does a dog lick his balls?
Hehehehehe.. 'Cause he can...
huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh...
stevebb # bga.com@2:248/4002.99 wrote:
Hi stevebb # bga.com,
Joke? Chocke? Choking your chicken? uh uh huhu hu
That was funny because you said lick and balls. Was there some else funny stuff I missed? Hehe hehe he LICK eh ehehehe BALLS m he he LICKED BALLS that was cool
Bye, Joerki
On 21 Jan 96 11:42am, [email] wrote to ALL:
p> Ummm... I've finally got it figured out!
p> All these people who think/want Beavis and Butthead to be gay, all are p> like secretly gay and stuff or are gay and don't know it or something.
p> They want Beavis and Butthead to be gay so they can have like cool p> role models and be part of their gang and stuff. That way they can p> feel good about being master fudge-packers.
Yea! Yea! Mheh heh.
p> And I even retract my rantings about Beavis possibly being bi-sexual, p> cause now I know that that means that he would have two wieners and p> three nads. While that might be true as far as I know, I doubt it.
Whow! two wieners and three nads. That would RULE. Mheh heh heh. * Evaluation copy of Silver Xpress. Day # 48 * Silver Xpress V4.01
Sore wrists? Paul you're going about this all wrong. The proper technique is to use the whole arm in one fluid motion. This way the energy is more evenly distributed over alarger area resulting in less muscle strain in the carpal area. Trust me it works.
Howard Stern wrote:
Huh?... Oh yeah. And I thought I had car-pool tunnel syndrome from typing on this stupid keyboard or something.
Let's see... left hand. The whole arm in one fluid motion... uh, like no fluid is coming out and it's like not moving and stuff... this sucks!
Oh yeah, I like forgot to check out that picture of Queen Allison on Bill's web page first... click, click, click... NutScrape Spaminator... bookmark...God Save the Queen...
Mmmmm...uuhhhhhh Ahhhh this is much better! Ahhhhhhhh.
Whoa! ... I think I like inoculated or something.
Yeah, yeah... that was a pretty good idea.... You're pretty cool Mike.
Paul "Sir Spanks-A-Lot of ButtLand" van de Graaf
[email] (Paul van de Graaf) wrote:
Now don't forget to clean that up!
Umm...I try sir, thankyoudrivethrough
You sure lived up to the name my friend!
Howard Stern wrote:
Oh yeah... sorry about that.
Hey, I didn't get dubbed that for nothing.
Paul "I'm like too sleepy to think up a clever remark" van de Graaf
[email] (Paul van de Graaf) wrote:
Ohhhh yeah! Forgot about that.
In article , [email] (Paul van de Graaf) wrote:
Paul, I hear Windex works great... ;)
Allison Buttland
"If you're not a cartoon, stove gas will kill you."
Oh, yeah, like Beavis is a GREAT role model for kids!
AS IF!
BC>Whow! two wieners and three nads. That would RULE. Mheh heh heh.
Two wieners, three nads, and a sore wrist.
I certainly meant no offense in my argument of Beavis' PE experience...
I also realize that Beavis and Butthead are humorous cartoon characters and treated my response somewhat homorously for that reason...
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\|/ \\/ \||// |// \|/ |/Yeah... really. Emehehehe... I know what you mean. I mean, like, ummm, Beavis is extremely happy but not gay. emehehehhehehehehehehhehehehehe....
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No, Beavis is not gay. If anything he is bisexual with a strong slant towards hetereosexual. :)
-Clint
Beavisette ([email]) wrote: :
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Yeah, Beavis is a car, he is a buggy.
Thank you drive through,
Roger
In article [email] (Krichbau) writes:
emhehehehe...ehehehehe..."buggy" emehehehehe..... Whoa!
Yeah, man... emeheheheh... got anymore nutmeg?
Beavisette aka CherylAnn iloveeverybody
Hi, CherylAnn! When's the Web page uh... coming up, and stuff!?!
White 1975 Cordoba a/k/a $awyer B. weallloveyoutoo
In an article that "touched my heart" emeheheh. ..White 1975 Cordoba
Hehehehe... thanks and stuff...
The web page is going up (I said "going up" emeheheheh) -- I mean being uploaded to my server this evening. It still is under construction but (emehehhe "but") I will be uploading the rest of it by the end of this week. Hope you'll stop by!
CherylAnn iloveeverybody
Will we get to see your thingies?
drewbob
I'll settle for a peek at the thingies of either one of you two!!
Switch Hitter
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Beavis is not gay????
Yeh...okay.,...and Fred Astair is still dancing....
I also always thought that Beavis was a car.....
Well, he's always shining his hood.....eh eh eh eh e
Hairy Sachz (I.V.)
In article Harry Sachz writes:
Whoa! that's pretty cool.... emeheheheheheheh
CherylAnn iloveeverybody
[email] (Paul van de Graaf) wrote: hree nads. While that might be true as far as I know, I doubt it.
I'm bi-sexual myself...when i want sex, i have to *buy* it...ha ha ha
[email] (Charlie Bucket) wrote:
err..no..why do you mention it?/ is it on YOUR mind?????
Hey, Charlie "my-sphincter-is-as-wide-as-a" Bucket,
nice name, my little fruitcake....
On Sun, 21 Jan 1996, Beavisette wrote:
Speaking as a cartoon myself, I can verify that Miss Whelchel is correct in her remark that my colleague Beavis is in fact a cartoon. Or as we prefer an "Animated-American". We of the Animated-American Anti-Defimation League (A-A.A-D.L.) object to the constant accusations on this newsgroup to Mr. Beavis' sexuality. For the record, Mr. Beavis is not homosexual, in fact, he has never scored at all. Further libelous comments on this group regarding Mr. Beavis will result in a civil suit being filed on behalf of Mr. Beavis and the A-A.A-D.L. For further information on our organization, one can contact our chairwoman Ms. Flux at 555-TOON or on the internet at [email]
David Lawson [email]
I am immune to stove gas, uhhh, actually it's pretty cool
err...he DID say that, in one of the early baned epichoads..
Check out the fire Collection, for proof....
Why do you think MTV don't like him to say "fire"?
it's a homo reference..."fire".."flameing"..."flamer"....
Beavis is a flaming queen...it's a clue, a sign, and MTV banned the word in a desperate attempt to suppress it.
Dick Cheese....everyone loves Dick Cheese... (IV)
He is not gay.
When Beavis and Butthead bought the "Spanish Fly" to put in a chick's food so she wouldn't be able to resist them, they accidentally dumped it into some GUY's milk.
Later, in PE, the guy chose to wrestle Beavis and as he "mounted" Beavis, Beavis screamed, "Ahhh! He's got a BONER! Get him off of me!"
He then proceeded to kick him in the nads and make a run for it.
If he was gay, he'd have stayed and enjoyed it.
ummmmmmmm...what direction *would* you like *it* to go in, young man????
Beavis likes other dudes, eh eh eh ...
John Strong wrote:
Huh huh huh huh... you were paying attention.