Meheheheehe, Last seen on TV 4

Beavis: 105, 105, we got a wild animal running around in a graveyard.

Butthead: Perpurtraitor was last seen running round like some kind of buttmonkey.

In article , Andrew Mcpherson wrote:

no, he spanks one monkey and pees from the other. just like, not at the same time, or something

On Fri, 24 Jul 1998, Andrew Mcpherson wrote:

Beavis: He's Bi-sexual. What does that mean?

Butthead: You dumbass. It means he has two weiners.

Beavis: So like, how many balls has he got?

Butthead: Ummm, two pairs, so like, 4 or something.

Beavis: Like, when he goes to the toilet, does he pee from both weiners?

In article , Andrew Mcpherson writes

I replied to your email but your server kept whinging and whining at me, saying 'not delivered' and just now, the message was bounced. That sucked.

Hamster