Favorite BnB line

Why don't we start a thread of your favorite Beavis and Butt-Head line. It'll be fun. We aven't had anything like this for a long time. My favorite would have to be:

On Thu, 22 Jan 1998 16:40:50 -0600, Wallace wrote:

That line is funny, but I never liked the fourth season much. (My favorites, incidentally, are seasons 5-7.)

A great line is from Oil Change:

Gas Station Attendant: "I guess if you work at Burger World, it's not what you know, it's who you know." (or something to that effect)

Beavis: "Yeah, heh heh. Me and Butthead know each other."

Also, a classic -- the first scene of No Service:

Manager: "Then, let me talk to...the other one." Butt-head: <looks at Beavis> "Uh, hey. Heh heh. This is Beavis. I'll be right in, sir. You can always, like, count on me." <hangs up> "Hey, Beavis. That was that manager dude. He says you have to go to Burger World right now." Beavis: "No way! That sucks! How come you don't have to go?" Butt-head: "Cause. I'm, like, busy watching TV." Beavis: "Oh yeah. That *sucks*."

Beavis has a lot of good lines.

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A Beavis and Butt-head dialogue exchange that had me laughing uproariously went something like this: B&B were watching a Halloween-themed video.

BEAVIS: Is that the Great Pumpkin?

BUTT-HEAD: No, the Great Pumpkin is on that show with that bald kid, and that wussy kid who always carries a blanket. What's his name?

BEAVIS: Uh,...Penis?

BUTT-HEAD: Yeah, that's it.

Since the above B&B quote was about Peanuts, I think I'll cross-post this message to alt.comics.peanuts. That would be cool! (Even if I do end up getting kicked in the nads by irate Snoopy fans!)

Mine would have to be from "Spanish Fly"

"Come on, Butt-Head! Let's get out of here before he tries to screw us ALL!"

I AM CORNHOLIO! I NEED T.P. FOR MY BUNGHOLE

"beavis, i have been to the top of the mountain.... and it is good!"

In article ,

i beliive you mean "beavis, i have seen the top of the mountain and it is good!"

butthole.

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BH -- Uh... Is this the future? B -- Yeah! The future sucks! Change it! BH -- I'm pretty cool, Beavis, but I can't change the future.

absolutely nothing but my undying derision goes to whoever can tell me what episode that was from (hint: it was during the "Karma Chameleon" video).

On second thought, my favorite has to be: BH -- I'm gonna slip it in her taco. B -- No way, Butt-head! You gotta give her the Spanish Fly first.

whitacre

Euchreist wrote:

How about .... At the Sideshow. That was easy. -Wallace

Here's one of my favorites from the Cleaning House ep. : (Beavis and Butthead asking Mr. VanDriessen for money) Mr. VanDriessen: I think it's about time I introduce you guys to the concept of manual labor. Butthead: There's a manual? Beavis: Reading Sucks!!

Here's definitely a cool one from Customers Suck: (Beavis and Butthead are working at Burger World. A customer asks them a question about milk-shakes) Customer: Are your shakes made out of milk or out of the reconstituted shake mix? Butthead: We have chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry. Customer: God!! Morons!! (customer storms off)

Later, Brian

On 3 Feb 1998 19:22:20 GMT, [email] (Euchreist) wrote:

Beavis and Butthead Do America:

Van Driessan: We need to find other forms to entertain us. Butthead <softly>: anus Van Driessan: Did you hear anything that I said? Butthead: Yea, anus.

Or something to that effect...I know they said ANUS!

Carrion~The Graveyard

Andy wrote:

Let me now read you some of my favorite scripture.

The Official Gay List is as follows:

Cow Tipping - The way BnB help each other over the fence.
Cow Tipping - When Beavis asked Butt-Head to pull the finger next to his
butt.
Sporting Goods - When they change in the same dressing rooms.
Crush - Their uncontrollable desire to be liked by Todd.
Buff N' Stuff - The way Beavis mounts Butt-Head when trying to get the
                weight off. They have no problem going to the bathroom
next
                to each other:

Take A Number & Canoe.
Tainted Meat- Beavis wanted to show Butt-Head his weiner because it
itched.
Pregnant Pause - Maybe that's why Beavis thought he was pregnant.
                 (I can't believe I said that)
Premature Evacuation - Just take a careful look at the name of the
episode.
Whenever they think their coming close to scoring, they're together;
Feel A Cop, Tornado, Do America.
Date Watchers - Butt-Head yells out while watching VanDriessan and his
date,
     "          Yeah, grab his schlaung!"

Pierced- They pierced their right ears. I guess its just because they
are
         just stupid.
Now we know why Beavis' butt is all scorched in Butt Flambe.
In the book, Butt Files, there is a section called Nocturnal Missions
and it
has a picture of Butt-Head naked riding a unicorn over a rainbow.
Babes R' Us- when they are mud fighting with the bats. Beavis lifts
	Butt-Head and grabs his crotch.
Bride of Butt-Head- when Butt-Head says he's gonna score with the
Russian
	lady, he demands Stewart to get out of there, but Beavis
	wants to stay and watch.

My two personal faves:

1) From the Christmas Special. When showing a Hall & Oates video that includes inviting guests for some Christmas cheer, some gatecrashing carolers try to get in...

Butthead: Oh-oh! Don't let Primus in. they'll wreck the place. Beavis: Yeah! They'll break stuff.

• After watching a Poison video for a couple of minutes:

Beavis: I don't think these are chicks Butthead: They better be - I'm getting a woodrow

If only I had the .WAV files

Boomshanka

martin

"oh look, beavis.. he's got his little friend with him"