Who gives a rats ass about Sattellite Keys?

Mar 11, 2007, 7:50 PM ET9 posts by 5 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Satellites suck.

They're like, up in space, where you can't get to them...who cares about keys if you cant use them to steal your old dumbass neighbors mower and destroy stuff, or wash some dudes Covair, take it out for a joyride, and crash it into stuff. I'm going to invent a space traveling device, the BottleRocket 2000, and fly into space with these satellite keys, start that bastard up, and ram it right into stuff that sucks. Any potential targets, my destructive friends? My first thought is anything to do with K-Fed.

King Turd↩ Abraham Simpsonalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"Abraham Simpson" wrote in message news:[email]...

Paying attention sucks. Almost as much as school.

This TV screen has a thing with a bunch of letters hooked to it, and a spelling check button that makes me sound smart, chicks dig that, you know.

Hey chicks, I like, know stuff. Wanna do it?

Carl Morris↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Uhhh...K-Fed still sucks and all, but it's hard to hate him when he turned out to be the stable one in their family. I'd rather kill somebody who isn't protecting kids from psycho chicks.

Speaking of which, maybe you should ram it into one of those rehab-for-rich-people places where they just eat nachos and talk about their feeling instead of getting their asses kicked by Buzzcut like they do down at the local AA meetings.

Claude V. Lucas↩ Carl Morrisalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

In article ,

This just in.

The Usenet News Network has exclusive footage of the first test of the BottleRocket 2000.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RZpKubyAPe8

HuhHuhHuhHuhHuh.

Test.

CyberButt↩ Claude V. Lucasalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

On 12 Mar 2007 01:26:43 GMT, [email] (Claude V. Lucas) wrote:

Cool!!

You have to be careful though... after watching that, I tried it and look what happened...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LkBgPFhd0-Q