PLAYING GUITAR WITH YOUR WEINER!

Hey Guys and Gals!

Wuz just hangin' around in rec.music.makers.guitar and found this gem -- enjoy!

Love, The Roadies' Delight

[email] (Festus Hagan) wrote:

In article , Kathy Diemer writes

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I would just like to ask all you weiner experts out there, how do you really spell weiner? Is that right? Or is it wiener (that is, in theory, right, but no-one spells it like that)? Or perhaps Weaner? This is a very important word and I feel there should be an officical spelling. Any thoughts?

Ned

WEINER!

Ned Potter wrote in article ...

WIENER, as in Oscar Meyer Wiener

Right. Comes from German "Wiener Wuerstchen", meaning a special kind of thin sausages from Vienna ("Wien") which resemble hot dogs in appearance and taste. "Weiner", on the other hand, means "crybaby" in German, so get that goddamn spelling right once and for all, for #*&^#*'s sake!!

A Kraut Who Should Know

Hans Breuer wrote:

Whoa, did you, like, pay attention in school or something? You wuss!

-Ivon

On Fri, 21 Feb 1997, Hans Breuer wrote:

germans rule!!!

My last name is Weiner, pronounced wIner, Wiener is the WEEEEner way.

Ned Potter wrote:

It's wiener, look it up in the dicktionary. I'm on a crusade to get people to spell it right. There is some dispute as to how to spell wienie, some people use weenie which may derive from Halloween or the archaic word ween which means to think or suppose/imagine.

Sir Spanks-A-Lot of Buttland Yard, Wiener Police Division

In article , Dave OK wrote

I went to school with a girl called Weiner. huhuhuhuhhemhemhem huhuhuhuh

COOL!!!! Did she ever get any? heh heh heh

Tron

My boyfriend's got a Bender Wienercaster. He plays it every time he comes out of the shower. He always has to stand in front of the mirror to make it work, though. It has a floating tremolo, hehemhehmhehehe. Does anybody remember that movie _Welcome to the Dollhouse_ where there was that chick named Dawn Wiener? Huhuhuhuhuh. She was UGLY. tp, Stella F.

[email] (Stella Fantasia) wrote:

Huhuhuhuhuh. It must be, like, a Bigsby mheheheh tremolo. Does he, like, let you play the whammy bar? Then it would be, like, a Broadcaster.

Now he should get, like, a Dickenbacker. As played by Roger (mheheheh "Roger") McGuinn.

Love, K. D. "Fret Job" Diemer

In article , [email] (Kathy

Umm...yeah, it's pretty bigsby, mhehehheheheheh. I only get to play the whammy bar when I've been good, though. *evil grin*

That sounds pretty cool. The next time we go to the wiener store I'll be sure & pick one of those up. Maybe two, if he's been putting Spanish Fly in my food. Cheers, Stella F.

[email] (Tron7277) wrote:

Tron,

I don't know who Samatha Smith is, but I can tell you that she's scaring me and stuff. There are like too many letters in her name and vowels or something.

Ayyyyyyyyyyyieeeeee this is like freakin' me out.

Make it stop!!!!

Sir Spanks-A-Lot of Buttland

heh heh heh...... mehehehheheheh "Vowels"  Um, yeah I'd like to buy a
vowel, Vannah, and then I'd like to score with you, please. On network
television. Thankyoudrivethrough.
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WE ARE MICROSOFT. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

[email] (Tron7277) wrote:

Mehehehehe,,, uhhhh... yes Pat I'd like to buy a bowel. Oh, please... thankyoudrivethrough.

Yes Beavis, there are TWO Oh's.

DING, DING! (Vanna turns Beavis' bowels)

Would you like to take a guess at the puzzle...

Yes Sir... what is uhhhhhhhhhh.... pOOp?

DING DING!

[tadah dah dah!] Yes Beavis, the answer to the puzzle is POOP.

Thankyoudrivethrough.... emehee... I'd like to buy Vanna's White butt and like a look at her thingies.

Sir Spanks-A-Lot of Buttland

In article , Sir Spanks-A-Lot of

Damn. I liked Weiner. Oh well, Wiener it is.