Hey, Beavith

Sep 25, 2007, 7:18 AM ET5 posts by 4 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
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maiden of mayhem↩ Stewart Stevensonalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

[email] (Stewart Stevenson) pounded this one off:

How about I pull your finger and we light it on fire? Blue Blaizers rule.

Blue Blaizer: Slang: Setting ablaze the gas which comes out uranus, in which the flame is so intensely hot and condensed, it's color is actually blue.
King Turd↩ maiden of mayhemalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"maiden of mayhem" wrote in message news:[email]... [email] (Stewart Stevenson) pounded this one off:

How about I pull your finger and we light it on fire? Blue Blaizers rule.

================================ Blue Blaizer: Slang: Setting ablaze the gas which comes out uranus, in which the flame is so intensely hot and condensed, it's color is actually blue.

That would be pretty cool. But for higher quality flame action, it would be even better to dump eleventeen gallons of gas, and other burnable stuff, on something that sucks really bad, like, say, week old stale nachos, America Idol DVD's, or OJ, and toss a match. Stuff that sucks seems to burn really good.

Your Name Here↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

So basically what you're saying is that we should set everything on fire, and if it burns we know it sucked.

I cracked up my coworker today after he got off a really long crappy design meeting. I said approximately this in my best B&B voices:

Beavis: Yeah yeah YEAH!!!! First we're gonna build it, and then we're gonna test it, and then we're gonna SHIP IT SHIP IT SHIP IT!!!! Yeaaaahhhhhhhhhh SHIP IT!!!!

Butthead: Shut up Beavis. Your product sucks, it's never gonna work, nobody likes you, and you're never gonna score. You're just gonna sit there and surf the net until they lay your ass off like everybody else so just shut up. Dumbass.