impotency

it would suck to be impotent. i'd probably kill myself, like my friend did. he kept showing me his limp peter and asking why it wouldn't get hard. i said, 'my peter probably wouldn't get hard if i only showed it to other dudes', but he kept forcing me to look at it. once when i was taking a nap at his house, he slapped me in the face with it and it stung. that was pretty cool, actually.

but now he's gone, all because he was allergic to viagra. god hates some people for no reason. i hope to see my old friend in hell some day. ironically, he's probably getting lots of pussy down there.

did.

said,

but

house,

I dunno dude, I'm not so sure getting smacked with a limp dick is cool at all. In fact, that would be grounds for a severe ass kicking, followed by several good kicks to the nutsack.

I think it might be, but until it happens to me I'll withhold judgement.

Or you could just fart in his mouth.

"SpookierThanU" wrote in message news:[email]...

could give em' a hitler, like on southpark, hey does it smell stinky in here?

Or you could wait till he's asleep and stick a limp dick in his mouth and have a friend take a picture.

~Jeni

GIRLS WHO MAKE PASSES AT BOYS WHO WEAR DRESSES

y'all are talking about a dearly departed friend. thanks for the sensitivity. but christ, the ol' boy had a big dick. i often wondered how big it would look fully engorged, or even just a Hollywood loaf.

all this stimulating talk is... well, excuse me, i have to go... you know... beat my manhood into submission.

"LocalHits" wrote in message news:[email]...

sensitivity.

look

know...

Hmmm...

On Tue, 18 Mar 2003 16:56:03 -0500, "King Turd" wrote:

Do you think he has homeowners insurance?

I hope so. I bet he banks at First Homeowners Savings And Loan.

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"Whamee319" wrote in message news:[email]...

you

have

...that was like beyond the limits of good taste. Which under normal circumstances is cool, but under these circumstances, where your suggesting that he put his caak in some sleeping dudes mouth and take photos, is...I dunno...kinda like that purple ass, and grounds for kicking the dudes ass so hard that his bunghole comes out his mouth. But the next post makes me wonder if they would all think that it would be ok... Like that Seindork said I guess, "Not that there's anythign wrong with that...."

Are you an invader of bunholes? You shall never invade my bunghole, you will give me TP TP for my bunghole. BUNGHOLIO