In article , Jodie writes
FUCK YOU FUCKHEAD DO YOUR OWN FUCKING RESEARCH PAY SOME PEOPLE TO IRRITATE ME ON THE STREET AND STUFF YOUR FUCKING QUESTIONNAIRE UP YOUR OVERFUCKED SHITPACK.
Have a nice day.
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Sep 6, 199918 posts by 9 posters
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On Mon, 6 Sep 1999 12:16:20 +0100, Hamster wrote:
Do you use that kind of language at home?
:-O
ps: those "hot air bin bags" are cool. we did that once! it's a great way to like piss off the old people :-)
In article , Snapple Crazed Olsens writes
Yes.
Hamster wrote:
Yeah, it's like, you can't use language like that in here, this is alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead!
Bunghole
In article , Jon S. writes
Butt like it's what I use at home!
I come in from a hard day's gang warfare and my bitch is screwing some other ho and I say "hey bitch quit screwing with that tramp and gimme some" she usually tells me to fuck off so I slap her about until she wants it. Afterwards I get some crack off one of the kids, the cheek... my bitch wants some as well, it's obvious she's already had some.
Hamster wrote:
You gots one lazy bitch. I don't let my bitch stay home and give it for free. Shes on the street giving it to da john's for a nominal fee. Last nite she got popped by the cops, but after a quickie shes back on the corner. Had ta slap dat ho for giving those pigs one on da house. Its hard work slapping my bitches, but someone's gots ta.
Hamster writes:
If anyone thinks that the quoted language is bad language, just look at how I get attacked by faggots for opposing NAMBLA.
[email] (Fred Cherry)
Grand Duke of Yugoslobia Duke of Vulgaria Grand Muff-Diver of Jerusalem & Elector of Homophobia
Fred Cherry wrote:
NADBLA? Heh m heh!
God bless America. Heh m heh!
The Great Slobholio?
"I AM Slobholio!!! I need tractors for my Kosovars!!! You will give me tractors NOW, bungholio!!!"
Madeline Albright; "NATO is fully committed to this peace keeping effort, regardless of Milosevic's posturing"
Slobholio; "Are you threatening me??? Do not make my bunghole angry!!!!"
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meheheheh... this RULED!!! ;-) (now saved in my ASS-key folder!)
Gary M.
[email] (Jose "Pendejo" Elephanto) writes:
Did you hear about this woman who goes to the zoo and she sees the lions and the lionesses, and the tigers and the tigresses and the bears ---, and she also see the monkeys.
Anyway, she wants to see the elephants. So she asks the zookeeper where the elephants were. The zookeeper replies: "They're in the elephant house, making love." So, the woman responds: "Do you suppose they'd come out if I offered them a peanut"? So the zookeeper responds: "I don't know lady. WOULD YOU"?
[email] (Fred Cherry)
Grand Duke of Yugoslobia Duke of Vulgaria Grand Muff-Diver of Jerusalem Elector of Homophobia & Baron of Gray Matter
What the hell do we look like? Guinea pigs? I don't know about the rest of the folks in this newsgroup but my tail's too short and I have less fur.
Do we look like people who would give a RAT'S ASS about fashion? Why don't you spam this crap over in alt.fashion instead of here? You know, I'm tempted to report your ass to your ISP for cluttering this newsgroup with off-topic crap like this.
Now take your research and your survey and stick it somewhere. And leave this newsgroup the hell alone.
Now get out. And don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out.
Bunghole. huh huh huh
JP
On 6 Sep 1999 15:37:25 GMT, [email] (Johnny Profaci) wrote:
Yeah! Mehehehe
CB
"Settle down, Beavis! huhhuh uhhh...huhhuhhuh" ;)