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DIABOLICJan 15, 2005, 12:04 PM ETalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

spam spam spam spam

King TurdJan 15, 2005, 5:52 PM ET↩ DIABOLICalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"DIABOLIC" <d i a b o l i c @ u s a . c o m> wrote in message news:52cGd.141274$[email]...

Dammit, Diabolic, like the 10 condom-mints say, Thou Shalt Not Use King Turds Name In Spam. Youre going to burn in Hell now. Since I'll be there too, make sure whoever gets there first has a case or 2 of cold Edge ready for the next to arrive.

DIABOLICJan 16, 2005, 1:06 PM ET↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

heh sorry KT - but my newsserver is full of messages like this so I thought I would retaliate

Hi Im Sophie, I want to meet someone now. PLEASE :) 3ES8 Hi Im Sophie, I want to meet someone now. PLEASE :) 56YD

"King Turd" wrote in message news:M6hGd.14929$[email]...

King TurdJan 18, 2005, 4:33 AM ET↩ DIABOLICalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"DIABOLIC" <d i a b o l i c @ u s a . c o m> wrote in message news:t2yGd.160103$[email]...

I'm absolutely SURE that Sophie is a real chick who is looking for love on usenet. You're gonna score!

Abraham SimpsonJan 18, 2005, 11:15 AM ET↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Yeah. Me too. I'm fed up of honey mush.

King TurdJan 18, 2005, 12:35 PM ET↩ Abraham Simpsonalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"Abraham Simpson" wrote in message news:[email]...

You're kinda old, are you sure your penis still works?

WAYNETHICKETTJan 18, 2005, 12:44 PM ET↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

It's probably just Beavis' mom again

King TurdJan 18, 2005, 1:28 PM ET↩ WAYNETHICKETTalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"WAYNETHICKETT" wrote in message news:[email]...

It could be. She's already done all the dudes in every bar in Highland, guess the only logical step is to start asking for it on usenet now.

WAYNETHICKETTJan 18, 2005, 5:08 PM ET↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

I wonder if he's going to see Motley Crue on tour?

Abraham SimpsonJan 18, 2005, 12:54 PM ET↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

King Turd wrote:

pe-nis?

King TurdJan 18, 2005, 1:26 PM ET↩ Abraham Simpsonalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"Abraham Simpson" wrote in message news:[email]...

Since youre questioning what it is, I'll just take that as a 'no'.

Abraham SimpsonJan 18, 2005, 2:44 PM ET↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Shut up, Beav... errr kt, I'm fine and dandy. Just cannot remember what this peenees is.

OA-5599Jan 19, 2005, 2:29 AM ET↩ Abraham Simpsonalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"Abraham Simpson" wrote in message news:[email]...

in message

like this so I

3ES8

56YD

is looking for love

as a 'no'.

remember what

It's in a jar in Nurse Ratchett's 'confiscated items' cupboard...

Abraham SimpsonJan 19, 2005, 1:38 PM ET↩ OA-5599alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Must be a huge jar. Hey, I'm missing your TYDT signature.

King TurdJan 22, 2005, 8:27 PM ET↩ Abraham Simpsonalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

"Abraham Simpson" wrote in message news:[email]...

Or a small pill bottle.

Abraham SimpsonJan 23, 2005, 2:46 PM ET↩ King Turdalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

No, it has to be huge. Huuuuugeee!! I remember this peenees stuff used to be quite large and heavy. I do not remember other details however.

OA-5599Jan 23, 2005, 5:09 PM ET↩ Abraham Simpsonalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

peenees stuff used

details however.

It doesn't matter how long your schlong is if it is floating dismembered in a jar. You could be bigger than Long Dong or Ron Jeremy.

Do they keep your teeth in the same jar?

TYDT

Hi Im KingTurd, I want to see someones BUTT now. PLEASE :) 8FD9