Birthday cake and fish (cooking with Beavis & Butt-head)

Cooking with Beavis and Butt-head� (tm) (Fanfic)

<Beavis> Hey Butt-head, where are we?

<Butt-head> Uh... I don't know.

<Beavis> What are all these words?

<Butt-head> I think it's a chat group. We're on the Internet.

<Beavis> Mehehe, you said "nad".

<Butt-head> Uh... oh yeah! Check it out, they're talking about cooking.

<Beavis> Uhhhh...

<Butt-head> This guy says he has a mouth-watering recipe for sausages. I think he wants you.

<Beavis> Aarrgghh!! Get away from me, choad-smoker!

<Butt-head> Uh huh huh. Wait a minute. There are lots of chicks in this chat group. Maybe we can score!

<Beavis> Yeah, yeah! It's finally going to happen!

<Butt-head> Boi-oi-oi-oi-oingg!!!

<Beavis> Look, this chick wants help stuffing her quail. Mehehe

<Butt-head (in a deep voice)> Maybe I can help you, ma'am. Uh huh huh. Hey baby.

<Beavis> Hey baby, yeaahhh, oooo.

<Butt-head> It's probably your Mom.

<Beavis> Go easy on my Mom, Butt-head.

<Butt-head> Isn't she already easy enough? Uh huh huh

<Beavis> Shut up, Butt-head. Look, here's some dude who lives at the beach talking about spaghetti sauce. Whoa, Butt-head, check it out!

<Butt-head> Ugh Beavis, that's disgusting!

<Beavis> Yeah I know... mehehe. Poop!

<Butt-head> Cool!

<Beavis> Now he's talking about eating raw fish... He must be Russian, like that Iron Chef dude.

<Butt-head> That sounds pretty cool! Uh huh huh, he says it tastes fishy... uh huh huh, uh huh huh

<Beavis>  Mehehe...   fish  meheheh.  Oh check it out, he's having a
birthday!  Awwww... isn't that nice.   You know what would be cool
would be to give this dude a birthday cake with a fish in it.

<Butt-head> Beavis, you're a damn wierdo!

<Beavis> Hey Butt-head, I'm getting hungry. I'm going to go make some pancakes.

(Beavis goes to kitchen).

<Butt-head (yelling after him)> Don't set off the smoke alarm this time!

CRASH

<Butt-head> Beavis what are you doing out there?

<Beavis> Hey Butt-head, where do we keep the pressure cooker?

<Butt-head> Uh... I don't know.

CRASH

<Beavis> Hey Butt-head, how much mayonnaise do I put in?

<Butt-head> Uh... None!

(Smoke starts drifting from the direction of the kitchen)

THE END (tm)

On Sun, 25 Jun 2000 21:07:40 -0400, CyberButt wroted:

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