The TV!

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• From Big Thingies, Alabama, Dick Longman asks:

"I was supposed to watch a porno and the cable went out! This sucks! I can't believe it! No more porno for a few minutes! I need TV! I need TV now! I can't stand it!"

We reply:

"What you need is Snake Oil Products(R) Cable TV Deboinger(tm)! Fixes all Cable TV problems in 30 seconds! Now only $19.99 through this TOLL-FREE TV OFFER! Not available in stores! Call now!"

Dick Longman says:

"Yes! The TV! It Works! TV! Yeah heh! Now I can watch my porno!"

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What if they blocked you from Pay-per-View after the last Terminator marathon? Will it make Pay-per-View work again?

Oh, and core..what happened to the dump? Did you finally take that laxative I recommended and send it to the waste treatment facility, where it's likely floating somewhere between here and Bungholiostan in the Pacific now?

"core_" wrote in message news:opsj89wmwx57afl2@drq...