Buttland Emergency Medical Services

Apr 5, 19966 posts by 5 postersalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead
6 posts
Peter Zurichalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Hey, now that I'm an EMT, can I be the Director of the Buttland Emergency Medical Services? That would be nutty.

/pz

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Michele Mantynen↩ Peter Zurichalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

Okay, but you have to tell us all the stories you know about the weird things people jam up their butts and can't get out.

And shouldn't that be "Buttland Urgent Medical Services", or "BUMS"?

-Michele La Wankstress

Peter Zurich↩ Michele Mantynenalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

[email] (Michele Mantynen) writes:

Oh yeah. Ummmmmmmmmmmm. Okay, one time we got called to 4120 Woodrow Court for an elderly male with a can of Tree Frog stuck up his butt.

Pete, Director, Buttland Urgent Medical Services (BUMS)

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Paul van de Graaf↩ Peter Zurichalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

[email] (Peter Zurich) wrote:

Uh... no. But could you please fix this crack in my butt? ehehehem.

"RAMPART, WE HAVE A YOUNG MALE WITH A 24 CENTIMETER VERTICAL LACERATION ON THE GLUTEOUS MAXIMUS. PLEASE ADVISE..."

"ROGER, APPLY PODICATRIC PRESSURE TO REGION, AND START AN HIV WITH RINGERS LACTATE."

Paul "Sir Spanks-A-Lot of Buttland" van de Graaf

Secretary of Butts↩ Paul van de Graafalt.tv.beavis-n-butthead

[email] (Paul van de Graaf) writes:

* "RAMPART, WE HAVE A YOUNG MALE WITH A 24 CENTIMETER VERTICAL * LACERATION ON THE GLUTEOUS MAXIMUS. PLEASE ADVISE..." * * "ROGER, APPLY PODICATRIC PRESSURE TO REGION, AND START AN HIV WITH * RINGERS LACTATE."

Uh, heh heh heh, try the morphine. It's excellent today.

Hey, he's breathing -- better zap him.

We're heroes Beavis -- we saved a life. And we got ten bucks out of his shorts.

Heh Heh Heh

thankyoudrivethru

Brian Heath <<---------------->> [email] Secretary of Butts -- Kingdom of Buttland http://www.servtech.com/public/heathbar Zealous Follower of the "Keep your damn binaries out of here" vigil.