SEIZURES

ANY IDEAS ON WHAT CAUSES BEAVIS' SEIZURES? IS HE ON RITALIN?

T.P.

"GO AWAY. WE'RE, LIKE, CLOSED OR SOMETHING."

In article [email] (Tony Pendenza) writes:

Hey, Tony, didja realize, like, we're from the same company and we both have enough time to devote to alt.tv.beavis-n-butthead? Maybe Maria Shriver Schwartzkopf will do a cover story on the users of E-mail. That'd be cool. She gives me a woody. But, more importantly, please be careful with your all- caps postings or your message will be cross-posted to alt.tasteless where they'll spank your pimply, newbie heinie. That'd be cool.

Anyway, his seizures are either brought on by his keen sense of an impending act of violence or destruction, or by the sight of a real cool slut.

FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!

Hey, he said, Heinie. Huhh huhh huh huh huhh...

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