Butt Town!

Butt town rules. When you go to Butt Town you gotta get down.

[email] (Tmansdc) wrote in news:[email]:

Did you ever hear the song by Live "Shit Towne?" That's what I thought of when I read that. Butt Town sounds cooler, though.

Hey, I have an idea. We can make a Butt Town theme park. "Cause when you go to Butt Town, you gotta get down." Butt- and p00p-themed everything, rides like "The Toilet," souvenirs like those p00ping animal keychains, and the food will be like chocolate, brownies, fudge, and stuff like that. We could be rich, like Walt Disney! We'll be the Walt Disney World of Butts and Poop!

"core_dump" wrote in message news:...

There's a song called Butt Town by Iggy Pop. It had a video on Beavis and Butthead. They thought it had the best lyrics ever. They said he should get together with sir-mix-a-lot and just talk about butts all day.

[email] (Tmansdc) wrote in news:[email]:

Oh, right. I think I remember now.

"core_dump" wrote in message news:...

Iggy Pop had a song called "Butt Town."

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That is the coolest idea ever. There is none higher. We could have a waterslide called "The Poop Chute" like 500 stories tall that ends in a big pool shaped like a toilet. And instead of "Annual Passes" we could sell "Anal Passes".

"King Turd" wrote in message news:BUgsa.89578$[email]...

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Yeah, like why not go like, scientific 'n stuff? Ya know, for dumbasses like Stewart... There should be a "Dump-Dome" like, where you can inform the ignorant about the History of Poop, world-record turds and all that kinda stuff... and butts too! With lightshows and video's about butts! On 360 degree screens!

I'll order one Anal Pass right now, sir. Is MasterCard okay?

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Yeah! And pyro too! Our Anal Pass holders can got to our Dump-Dome attraction and kick back in these comfy seats that you don't even have to get out of to take a dump if you don't want to, and we kick on the strobe lights and smoke, and shoot lazers that draw different kinds of turds, and show pictures of the world record turds, prehistoric turds, etc on the inside of the Dump Dome, while we play Pantera and Disturbed and stuff like that over our one million watt sound system. I'd go.

Sure...give me your card number...hehehe.... "Hello, Porn-R-Us?" Give me one of everything. Yes, MasterCard. Name is Agha See, sir."

The theme song to Butt Town could be "Butt Town" by Iggy Pop! He is certainly a rocking enough dude for Beaver and Bunghole.

Do they have one of the signs that say something like "You are now entering Butt Town"? That would rule.