Society in Peril???
This weeks TV Guide's (page 39) Section: "TIME OUT -- A light look at TV's best lines" includes a quote from Butt-head! (he's listed with such legends *ahem* as Oprah, Jay Leno, and that David Letterdude)
Quote:
BUTT-HEAD
"This dude looks like one of those drunk businessmen at those
'croaky-oaky' bars"
'--exhibiting his cultural naivete' (at least
when it comes to karaoke) while commenting
on a video, on Beavis & Butt-head.'Whoa!
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BH: Hey look Beavis, we made it into that TV Guide thing. Like, we
are famous or something.
B: mmm,heheh,mmm...WHAT?
BH: You know, asswipe! That magazine that like, lists all of the sucky
t.v. shows that old people watch and stuff.
B: Oh yeah...what are we doing in there???
BH: Uh, like I musta said something smart and stuff, so they put it in
TV Guide.
B: mmmm....hey! How come we are in there if TV Guide sucks?
BH: (slap!) I told you fartknocker...I said something smart! You know
what this means don't you?
B: mmm...hehehe...mmm...no?
BH: Beavis! You dumbass! It means that like we can get famous
and meet chicks, and score! huh..huhuh...huhuh!
B: No way! You said it sucks! Change it! CHANGE IT!
BH: Don't you see Beavis? When you get famous, all the chicks will
like, want you and stuff. Huhhuh...huh....huhuh...
B: mmmm...yeah!!! mmm....hehehe...mmmmyeah.
BH: Hey Beavis... Don't Stewart's mom read TV Guide?
B: mmmm,yeah, I think so. HEY! does this mean that we're gonna
score with Stewart's mom? 'Cause if it does, I don't want
to be famous! She's like old and stuff!
BH: Dammit Beavis, you're never gonna score with any chick!
B: Shut Up! I'll kick your ass!
BH: I'll KICK YOUR ASS, dillhole!
(slapping, punching, etc. here)
BH: Whoa! this is gonna be cool...we're gonna be famous.
B: mmm..hehe...hehe..mmm..yeah! Hey Butthead...don't people read the
TV Guide in the bathroom while they take a dump sometimes?
BH: I DON'T know Beavis...does it matter? We are gonna be famous and
score!
B: mmm.hehe..yeah! *plop* hehehehehehe...mmm...hehe...
BH: huhhuh...huh...huh...Cheryl