Hey guys 'n' gals!
I just got flamed by readers of news:alt.tv.x-files because... I POST TO THIS-HERE NEWSGROUP!!!!! That was reason enough for them to dismiss me as an in-snig-gifnicance, or something!
They devote hours to talking about "The X-Flies" and they see something wrong with US?????
D.G. Porter wrote:
Bunch of snobby bungholes. heheheheheh ;)
I think it's a case of intellectual arrogance myself. It's common for SF fans to poo-poo BnB. Some people go for Scully and Mulder; others for Beavis and Butt-head. <shrug>
To each his (or her) own, I always say. :)
Maybe I need to hold a couple of ppl by their ankles and stick their heads in the toilet and flush or something. that would be cool. :)
Love
Harry Sachz
In article , [email] says...
HEY I TYPE IN CAPS ,GET FLAMED FOR MY SIG LOVE AND TAPED ALL BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD AND LOVE AND TAPED ALL X-FILE EPPS (HAVE MANY HOBBIES some "WELL I NEVER") GET FLAMED FOR MY CAPs LOCK ,You know some people can't read if its in CAPS-------I DON'T THINK ITs YELLING ,JUST GETTING THE POINT ACCROSS .If they can't read it , they at least can't FLAME BUT YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF IS I CAN'T UNDER STAND WHY PEOPLE ARE SO GODDAMN NOSEY AND CHECK YOU OUT IN ****DEJANEWS**** D.G. PORTER i could'nt give a rat ass less ,I JUST KNOW I'M NOT GONNA CHECK HIM OUT IN DEJANEWS, FLAME ME AT [email] THATS WHY I PUT MY LEGIT ADDRESS IN MY POST AND MY SIG
"WELL I NEVER" You probly ain't (The Marks Bros)
or(The Three Stooges)
don't know whitch
but i LOVE them to.
HAD TO VENT! Lets see how many flames i get
or lets see THAT THERE IS HOPE
FOR PEOPLE and like the D.G.PORTER Crap
like mine --- JUST LET IT DIE ---
YOU ONLY CREATE MORE STUFF , LIKE I JUST WROTE
"GET IT" didn't you go to school-Didn't you LEARN ANYTHINGP.S. Oh yea no telling how many times i have got FLAMED
for my USE OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE --Like I CARE--
COME ON,LIGHTEN UP,HAVE FUN,TAKE IT FOR WHAT IT IS
something to get you thinking and make you LAUGH or
Have You Forgot What That Is (-: (-: (-: (-;
NOW THIS WILL BE THE POST THAT YOU WANT TO BUT
PROBLY WON'T COME UP IN DEJA NEWS -- VIKING --Don't forget to make it hard for them to dial their phone too.
D.G. Porter wrote:
would that be: Don't forget to make it hard for them *in order* to dial their phone too. ?
And make 'em pay more taxes!
If you saw what Harry Sachs did to Mr. Stevenson and his phone you'd know.
I wouldn't call X-files "SF". I would call it shit. I am an SF-type myself, and I love B&B. You just have to cut through all the damn trekkies and bastards to get to the core--people like me. If you want to get back at the X-files people, just post annoying messages to their group--start with a complaint, to make it legit, and then continuously hammer them with inane things like "Your mawther's a slot" (From B&B's reaction to "Prison Sex" by Tool--a damn good song, BTW... The advantage to Beavis and Butthead over other fiction idols is that WE CAN BE MORE ANNOYING THAN ANYONE!!! CAN I HEAR AN AMEN? CAN I HEAR A HALLELUJAH? ALL RIGHT!
Before I leave, I would like to do my traditional product endorsement:
WOOD: Because wood--is good. Heh, heh, heh. That should get me a tidy sum from the makers of wood!
'Bane
Hey B-n-B guys...you do realize this thread is being crossposted to alt.tv.x-files, right? I mean, if you really want to plot revenge on us, it might make more sense to do it without us knowing. :)
BTW, the above method of "getting back at the X-Files people" is commonly known as "trolling."
Cathy who happens to love Beavis & Butt-head...especially Beavis
Catherine J. Blatz wrote in article ...
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^^^^^^^^ Oi, you - are you calling us 'trekkers' (as we should be known) sad?
Yip.
I wouldn't be so immature.
And they are NOT gay!
Hamster
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Why don't you like the X-files? Is it the mature subject mater you can't get your mind around? Or do you just not understand what's happening. perhaps it's not the program, just the person who's watching it.
Mark Snow wrote in article ...
I do like the X-Files. I have *no* trouble handling the mature subject matter - my mind is quite adequate for such a menial show. I am also in possesion of a full set of marbles hence comprehending said show is not difficult.
Beavis and Butthead, however represent a welcome break in the monotony of modern life.
But you don't get that.
Hamster
and some dumb ass replied:
Aye, mine adversary. Not only are you sad, but you're also gay
Actually, the people who originally flamed a B&B fan were _meant_ to see the post. If you don't like it, tough shit. Stop wasting my time.
Yet another dumb ass wrote:
What don't I like about the X-files? The question is, what _do_ I like about it. It's not funny, it's not disturbing, and it doesn't have good characterization, plot, or swearing. _REAL_ SF generally precludes television altogether. If you want to know why I _hate_ the X-files, and Star Trek, try reading something _good_, such as the Gap Cycle by Stephen R. Donaldon. The only problem with that series is that it doesn't have enough sex and profanity.
Beavis and Butt-head people, please ignore the reference to reading. Thank you, good-night, I love you ALL!
[address]!
I've learned that the best way to annoy people who piss you off is to be really nice to them and flaunt things they hate in their face. So,...
I LOVE THE X_FILES! IT's Great! Beavis and BUtthead are garbage.
Hey, listen, you've got to learn that your opinions aren't gospel and that people are entitled to like or dilike what ever they want. to each his own. So don't try and force your opinions on others, it only makes you sound like an arrogant, ignorant jerk. trust me, it's not becoming!
last of all, How about maturing a little? it does wonders for one's personality.
Mark Snow wrote, perfectly reasonably:
Yet - minutes previously, you had written:
[address]!
IF MULDER AND SCULLY GOT TOGETHER IT WOULD BE THE END OF A WONDERFUL RELATONSHIP!
:-) You could at least have said IMHO and cut the caps. And explained that opinion. With which I respectfully disagree. Perhaps it would be difficult to write it well in terms of the show, but you know there are many of us who believe that *getting together* is where the relationship is leading.
They would never get together - the guy agent is a homo, and the chick agent is a frosty, frigid cow... I don't know their character's names. cos it's a hell of a boring show.
I'd rather watch that crap on British TV, than the X-Piles.
Mark Snow wrote in article ...
I already have matured, thanks very much. I mean look, hairy nads!
Joking aside, you won't make many friends with that attidude, sonny jim.
Hamster
Two years ago, the sucky HAAAVAAD buttmonkeys certainly discovered that, to their everlasting sorrow ehehe they got their asses kicked, they had their wb page photos downloaded and altered, then reposted to the Usenet ehehehehehe they eventually apologized in a personal mail to everyone who (at that time) frequented the bnb NG. ehehe it ruled.
Then the buttholes got arrogant again,a nd started trying to invade alt.bnb, so they got their assed kicked once more eheheheh
Two years ago..sigh... glory days ehehemem ;)
Gay Cartoons 'R' Us wrote:
That sounds so cool...and here I was just off in never-never land spanking my monkey or something. That would actually make a really cool movie. Instead of 'Revenge of the Nerds', it would be 'Revenge of the Buttmunches.'
Gary M. :^) (Missed out on a lot, butt trying to make up for it!)
That stuff really happened.. I was just lurking at that time, but I saw it all happen.
On Wed, 07 Jan 1998 18:34:52 -0800, "D.G. Porter" wrote:
Dammit, D.G.! You've been hanging out in alt.tv.x-files??? You're a stupid buttknocker!
(heh heh, just kidding!)
CB
Here's whatthey got all in a snit about (Butt-head must have given them a major wedgie and stuffed sand, alcohol, a catus and a running eggbeater down their buttcracks):
Subject: Bono emulates a Kennedy -- a new X-File?
[Scully and Mulder are investigating a death near South Lake Tahoe.]
"Scully, there may be a connection between what happened to the Kennedy kid and that idiot Congressman's tree-hugging incident."
"Mulder, why bother? He was just a gun-packing, pathetic pedophile."
"You do mean the former Mayor of Palm Springs?"
"Well, yes. Isn't that who you mean?"
"I just want to make sure we're on the same wavelength on this one. The Lone Gunmen say they have evidence that that tree suddenly appeared out of nowhere, and they have a satellite photo of a mysterious man smoking a cigarette nearby atop a snowy knoll."
"I think Frohike's been smoking something out behind his workroom."
"Scully, don't you see the connection? Sonny Bono was gong to be the next Republican President. They had him slated to fill Ronald Reagan's size 13 shoes! This was the only way to stop him."
"Aren't you forgetting the tumble he took last year?"
"That was a warning to the people trying to unseat the Speaker of the House."
"Mulder, I'm going to let you handle this one on your own. I have something more important to do."
"Like what?"
"Cloning some more of those instant trees that mysteriously spring up 30 feet outside the designated skiing areas."
I heard that Mulder guy was addicted to doing it, so I guess that's pretty cool, but it's not cool that they flamed you. Bungholes!
D.G. Porter wrote in article ...
On 9 Jan 1998 00:16:53 GMT, "EEK!" wrote:
o00ooo0o0oooo0oooo mmmMMmmMmMMMmMmm MMMMMMulder....
Da Queen is back in da house.
Allison Buttland :D
Whoa... <Bow, bow, bow> ...Queen Allison!!! :^D Ya know, I don't remember seeing you here since I showed up 9 months ago! Long live the Queen!!!!
Gary M. :^D
Lets plot revenge --- How bout starting a war between the ngroups, we'd kick their butts, that would be cool.
THE LADS RACING wrote in article ...
That would be cool.
I like the X-files but I cannot stand NG snobbery.
Hamster
D.G. Porter wrote in article ...
When I flame, I flame to motherfucking bitch WIN! Check out some cool flames on DejaNews.
Meheh bet they all want to score with Gillian 'fried egg nips' Anderson!
I wouldn't say no...
hamster
"Mulder, they're worms!"
The true followers of our Lord Beavis christ will always be greeted with ridicule by the ignorant nay-sayers who think that they are too *above this* for such a cool show as BnB.... who needs them????
Tell them to go f*** themselves eheemememememe ;)