Zen

It's cool not to suck. Cuase I don't like stuff that sucks. I like stuff that are cool.

And then, my friend, you die.

In article [email] (John Strong) writes:

Those are COOL!!! emeheheheheheheheheheheheheh...

Here's my cuntribution or something:

Sometimes *PooP* is slick Don't you hate it when it's not? Extra-soft TP!

whoo-whoo!

CherylAnn ILoveeverybody

Yet even more... ** Dreama gives me wood I need to spank my monkey Then my friend, you die ** The dillhole drives up "Large fries, pie, large coffee Pronto!" "Uh...huh...what?" ** Bom Ba Bom Ba Bom "Uh...Beavis, can you hear me?" Ba Ba Bomp "Higher!" **

In article [email] (John Strong) writes:

^^^^^^^^^ (not if you have a temperature or something) ehehehehehehe

Yeah John, that's a pretty good idea! A BnBH Haiku Archive might have just enough "novelty" to make NetGuide or something... mehehehehe... we're gonna get famous and make lots of money and buy beer and nachos and watch cable all of the time and score and join Todd's gang...nonononon! We can start our own gang and kick Todd's ass around...meheheheheheheheheh Yeah!!!! KICKIT! eheheheh -- uhhhh, sorry 'bout that.

CherylAnn ILoveeverybody

Yeah, that would RULE! The net needs a little culture... so heres my cuntrabution..

Morning wood is cool Tug of war with cyclops Jergans hand lotion

Music TV sucks theyre all a bunch of bungholes M80 on their nads

KingTurd wrote:

I have a few rhymes with the house...

Let's groove with Sir Spanks-A-Lot...

David van Driessen-- He sings "Men have feelings too" A big bear mauls him

Black leather princess Daria Morgendorfer Now she has her own show

The Scotalizer Truck runs down David van Driessen Damn hippies, they suck

Mister Anderson Says "You boys look familiar..." That was other kids

Paul "Sir Spanks-A-Lot of Buttland" van de Graaf

In article , From [email] (Paul van de Graaf), the following was written:

Hey, wait for me, dillweed!

Cherry Fruity Whip Super Grande Burrito I will get the runs

I HATE Ren and Stimpy, MTV, and Jennie McCarthy

Want to see my thingies???? :)

Check out http://www.netwrx.net/users/lizrdfax/debbie.HTM

Debbilee

Hey Baby....

:)

Well...OK...I checked out that page and like... you weren't even naked? I[m disappointed in you, Debbie.

Yeah, yeah, yeah...dammit...all I do is see these hot chicks, I get wood, and then nothing happens! I'm never gonna score!!!!!!

Diahreah Cha Cha Cha, Diahreah Cha Cha Cha

KingTurd wrote:

Armageddon's here Beavis and Butthead replaced By Ren and Stimpy.

"Pull down your zippers. Ready? Now, leak! I said, 'Leak!'" "Uhhhhh, we forgot how..."

Butthead's secret dream: Doing "it" with the smart girl, Poking Daria.

Anderson can't find Spanish roofing tile. He blames that "damn hippie clerk."

JeffMo

Burning stuff was cool before there was censoership Fire! Fire! Fire!

The only reason to, like, go to school is to get a stiffy from the bus

Check it out, Butt-head I just saw a boob on tv it was only on for a second

Valerie relies:

Whoa! emeheh heheheheheh.... *blank stare* emeheh heheheheheh....

Rap videos suck All except chick's butts Slap you in yo ass bee-otch

Valerie ------- "A hooker told me she'd do anything I wanted for fifty bucks. I said, 'paint my house.'" -- Henny Youngman ------- my SP page http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/1820/ the SP presentation page http://www.superior.net/~tmcguire/sp/present/present.html -------

Uuuuuuuuhhh I like Burritos Uuhuhu uhuhu uhuh uh uh u Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!!! FIRE!

Uuuuuuuuuhh I like chicks with big thingies Uhuh uhu uhuh uhuh YEAH! That was cool! Boioioioioioinnnggg!!!!

"Tim" wrote:

Hey! Cool mantras dude! emehehehe...eheheheheheheh Everything's zen ya know. (get it? "everythings in")

I like: nachos, blue wackadoo slurpees, M&M's, crappachino, nutmeg, uhhh...Metallica...uhhh...ButtHole Surfers...uhhh...eheheh..mehehehehehe... yeah... I like that too.

"Aum mani padme hum... Gate gate paragate parasamgate bhodi svaha! uhhhh....emeheheheheh" <---------------that's my daily mantra. HA!

now, pass the nutmeg man.

CherylAnn Iloveeverybody

More hicools...hi-COOL...Coolio...Oleo...Bungholio...

**

BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD! DO YOU WANT ME TO KILL YOU? KICK MY JIMMY...NOW!!!

Very good, Butthead We men _do_ have feeling too Let's sing now...Un-kay?

U Draw Ass...huh-huh We have the power supreme Naked ass kicks butt

Thingies touch my nose I have seen the mountaintop It is good..huh-huh

In article Doug Wamble writes:

[snip]

Whoa! That was beautiful. *sniff* emehehehehehehe... I especially liked the second one... "Pronto!" emeheheheheheheh That RULED!

CherylAnn ILoveeverybody

[email] (John Strong) wrote:

This dude rules!

Finally, we got some intelligent ( ;-) posts between the inbred redneck shit and the get-me-rich-please scams!

Keep it up, John Schlong, er, Strong....

heh heh...."up".... heh heh

JeffMo

Woah, dude, check it out, there's some terds in here Someone forgot to flush

Butt-head is a wuss He never changes a channel when the video sucks

I want to do chicks Daria has small boobs, crap! Scott's chicks, like, do it

In article [email] (John Strong) writes:

emeheheheheheheh! That RULES! emehehehehe

Uhhh...emeheheheheh..."damn, you're smooth.." :)

I'll take your word for it, mm-kay? emehehehehehe

Whoa! emeheheheheh... you _still_ have my butt on disk or something? Wait! Hey, that sounded pretty cool! "Butt On A Disk" -- we could like, make lots of money and stuff!!! This will RULE! MONEY! Yeah! Yeah!!! emeheheheheheh

CherylAnn ILoveeverybody

In article [email] (John Strong) writes:

Uhhh... whoa! Like, my butt is historical (hysterical) and stuff! emehehehehehehe

Just remember what I told you... ; )

CherylAnn ILoveeverybody

So, like where do we get this picture of Cheryl Ann's butt?

Inquiring minds want to know...

Thankyoudrivethru,

JeffMo

[email] (Cat) writes:

Beavis is so smooth If I could buy him nachos it would really RULE!

Check out all the jars! ButtHead says Beavis is sick Beavis just kicks ASS.

Art for art's sake sucks Beavis wants to score so much Scoring is an art.

CherylAnn ILoveeverybody

"ZenMaster Beavis And The Koan Five" emehehehehehehehehehe...that RULES! emehehehehe

[email] (Cat) wrote:

Worship Beavis Christ! Repent, fartknocker, and stop Doing stuff that sucks.

JeffMo

[email] (Cat) wrote:

Worship Beavis Christ! Repent, fartknocker, and stop Doing stuff that sucks.

JeffMo

In article [email] (JeffMo) writes:

Whoa! it's a really old POST mehemeheheh post.. mehemeheh

JeffMo!!! mehemeheheh cool! mehehemeheheh I fergot 'bout that Zen stuff mehemehehemeheh

so here's one more High-Cool...

Beavis Christ is lord He like, kicks ass just for you He hates stuff that sucks

or something..... mehemeheheh ;)

Cat