Ginseng/Crappachino and the OhLimpDicks...

hem..emehehe...hey, howzit goin'? eheheh ehh... like uh, I've been drinking (ehehehe...the hard stuff RULES! ehehehe) Ginseng Root ehehehhehe...emeheheheehe...ehehehhehehe... "root" Excraption lately.

emehheheheh...it's like, from this man-shaped "root" ehehehehehehehehehehehehmehehemeheheemehehe... Whoa! sorry 'bout that..ehem anyway, Chinese people have been doing Ginseng for eleventyteen years or something, ehehehe...numbers SUCK!....

So, ehehehe...I've been PooPing MUCH better..ehehhehehehehe... *PooP*! ehehhehehe..and uh ...it makes me spank my monkey better or something... ehe hehehehehe...(like, what else do chicks call it?) ehehheheheeh AND it makes me feel like I have a lot of umm...energy and stuff. IT RULES!!! eheehehem.eheehe.ehhaaAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIIAAIAIAIAIA!!!! Whoa! don't stop me now! ehehehem...ehehehehehehe

The Ohlimpdicks are making me "think" a lot more cuz like, umm... people are EVERYWHERE!!! Umm.. I never even knew there WERE so many people on the ummm...earth and there NOT all here YET! eheehehehehe.... THIS SUCKSSSSS!!!! Everybody is in the city, SWEATING like a bunch of uhhhh...PIGS and miserable and trying to NOT GET RIPPED OFF OR KILLED!!! and emehemehememmemmemmememememememememe DAMMMIT, IT SUCKS!

Woah...eheheh, sourry 'bout that... (damn! I sure like those little "...'s"!) anyway, I thought like, I would tell you that drinking ginseng has like, uhmehehemehmmm changed my life. I poor a vial full of the extract into a crappachino and ehehehehehhehe...ehehehehehe.... WHOA! uhhh...thank you, for reading and stuff.

*an "asside": Paul Merca... I offer you amnesty and sanctity (ehehehehe..."titi" ehehehehehehhhe), a type of haven away from the murder and mayhem that is almost certain to erupt.However, I am NOT going near the airport!!! Sorry, but I value life as it is. *Kiss*

thankyoudrivethrough...

CherylAnn ILoveeverybodyandgeetheysureareallaroundandthereareLOTSofthem!!!

[email] (Cat) wrote:

Cat, simply put, you rule!! Yours is the best drunken post I have read in a long time. I wanna see you as one of those 'lympic ambASSadors who hang out on the street who tell people where to go, and can kick their asses if they want to. You can like, drink the hard stuff, and then tell people to go to the track field for the swim meet, and the pool for the gymnastics and stuff. Speaking of gymnastics, anyone seen that 18 year old babe from one of those depressed countries overseas? Boganskya is her name I think. All I can say when I see her is:

BBBBBOOOOOOOIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!

I think I might be watching gymnastics this year, heh heh m hmm heh hmm heh.

In article [email] (Chris Wallner) writes:

Chris!!! You're still here!

hehehehehe..emehehehehe... it's almost 100degree F. here so your suggestion for being an Ohlimpdick ambassador would RULE!

"Hey Fartknocker! Yeah YOU! Uh..how about getting off of the sidewalk? eheheheh..mehehehe...or I'll kick your ass! KICKIT! Yeh..emehehehehehe..." (another vial of Ginseng and a crappachino later:)

"Torch??? Ehehehehehe...FIRE??? FIRE!!! YEAH! You dillweeds need to cook some nachos on that torch thingie... ehehehemehehehehe..."

CherylAnn ILoveeverybody

[email] (Sekhmet) wrote:

Yeah, I'm here, it's just that it is summer now, so I'm mostly hanging out on the porch in my hood drinking 40's with the homies and listening to Dre and Snoop. 'Course I gotta put the smack down on some beyatches every now and then, which is cool.

Now why the hell did you change your username AGAIN?! :-)

Chris iloveeverybodyexceptwhenihavetokicktheirasses

In article [email] (Chris Wallner) writes:

Ain't nuthin' but a gangsta party huh? Nobody better bust any caps near you or I'll have to drag Tupak (TwoPok's Crew) ehehehe... to hook-up with ya.

Uhhhh....emehehehe...ehehehehehe... [blank stare] I'm searching for my identity or something. (ehehehehmehehehehe... I said "tity") eheheheheheheh

Yeah! what you said! emehehehe

CherylAnn ILoveeverybody

In Message-ID: , Chris writes on Fri, 19 Jul 1996 14:51:51 GMT :

heh.

Cool! I think I'll be doing gymnastics with her when I get to Buttlanta!

For those of you attending or watching the OhLimpDicks, remember to watch the members of the Buttland Olympic Team as they march in the Opening Ceremonies and do the Monkey Boy in front of Bill and Hillary Clinton, and proudly wave the flag of Buttland!

In the next few weeks, watch for Buttlanders in track & field, led by Dan O'Brien, Michael Johnson, Uta Pippig, and Chris Huffins (I'm coaching the Buttland track team!); beach volleyball (check out the womyn's team's new thong bikini unis!); boxing and judo (they've been working hard at their training camp in Myassisore, PA., stomping on the Felchers of the Week); gymnastics; swimming and diving, led by our very own coach Steven Bradley Burger; soccer; tennis; weightlifting, led by coach Michele La Wankstress' team of snatch & jerkers; basketball, cycling; and team handball (a Buttland prerequisite).

Coach Buzzcut will also be with the Buttland Olympic team in Buttlanta, while CherylAnn, aka "Cat" and I will be taking care of the team's logistics.

If you see a Buttlander on the streets of Buttlanta or riding MARTA, be sure and buy them a drink and some nachos, and remember to tell them, "In Beavis we trust"

The Buttland Olympic team expects to come home from Buttlanta with its share of hardware when the OhLimpDicks are over.

Hope to see y'all in Buttlanta (or at least in the bars in Buck, er, Butthead)!

Laytur, Paul Minister of Sport CEO, Buttland Olympic Organizing Committee "Let the Games begin"

In article [email] (PMERCA) writes:

Not in MY Jimi Hendrix Suite! ehehehehehehehe

Yeah...and they're already late and stuff. IT SUCKS!

eheheh....snatch & jerkers .. ehehehehehehehehehhee

emehehehe...ehehehehe...."log" ehehehehehehehehehehehehe

uhhh, okay.

hehehehe..emehehehemehehehe..."hard"...ehehehehehehehe

Umm... wall-to-wall Buckhead Bars RULE! ehehehe....If you're a chick, you get dudes who accidently slide against you...emeehehehehe..ehehehehehhehehe... If you're a dewd then be prepared for your shoulders to get some!

The temp. in F 97 at 6:25pm with a heat-index of 100-110 degrees. Please bring your own deoderant and jock-itch medication Paul.

CherylAnn ILoveeverybody

On Fri, 19 Jul 1996 15:21:21 -0400, [email] (Sekhmet) wrote in article :

eh..emehehehehehe..."

Cat, now how would you handle it if this person were Hispandex and could'nt understand a word you said? Would you go into Cornholio= mode?

he..."

We can also do a nad roast of all of the previous Felchers of the Week and stuff with the torch, although what part of that Holly so= mething-or-other chick who posted a .wav file would we roast?

Laytur, Paul Minister of Sport CEO, Buttland Olympic Organizing Committee "I've got Georgia on my mind or something"

that ginseng stuff RULES uuhhhhhhhh................... i am crappachinoholio or sumthing if the buttland team doesnt win ill kick their ASS

Airforceman imgonnablowuptheworld

Wow! Check it out everybody! There's a drunken chick on the net! And you know what happen to chicks when they get drunk... hehehehehehhehehhehe... We're gonna score!

In article David Shay writes:

Whoa! emehehehehe...I was drunk? eheheheh...emehehehehe... I was drunk with all of the excitement of the olimpdicks...no wait a minute, ehehehe...umm... nevermind.

CherylAnn ILoveeverybody

On Tue, 23 Jul 1996, Cat's Meow Meow wrote:

OH A DRUNK CHICH! EMHEHEMHEHEHEHEHEH i'M GOING TO SCORE!! BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE COMPUTERS SUCK! EMHEHEMEHEHEHEH AND BUTTHEAD IS A DILLWEED! EMHHEHEHEMEHEMEHMEHE!! BOINGOINGOINGOING!! I AM THE UNIBOMBER! EHMEHMEHEMHEMEHMEHEM YEAH YEAH I LIKE TO BLOW SHIT UP! EHMEHEMHEMEHMEHEM COMPUTERS SUCKS!! TECHNOLLOGIE SUCK!! COME'ON BABEY AND RIDE MY BUITEFUL BOMB AND STUFF YEAH YEAH FIRE FIRE FIRE!